Dind Dong
Because they don't like random people knocking on their doors
That I will open the door
The mafia doesn't like witnesses.
A Jehovah's Witness.
Someone who pointlessly knocks on the door.
Someone who shows up to your door for no reason.
Someone who knocks on your door at 6 a.m. for no reason.
Someone knocking at your door for no apparent reason.
Work smarter not harder people.
Both ride bicycles and are on a mission.
Nobody asks, 'who's there ' when you try and tell a knock knock joke.
Someone who knocks on your door for no apparent reason.
Veronica: A lady with a baby in a buggy. Mrs Brown: Tell her to push off.
Bolzano the door!
WITNESS ME!
Sprint to your room, grab all the dirty clothes you can, and start saving money on laundry.
Most people miss the twin towers.
The bomb vest actually does something when triggered.
Test tickles
Gloves! nah don't know, it hasn't opened the present yet
Adobe Wan Kenobi
Me: Procrastination. B: How is that a positive M: I'll give you my reasons. Later.
Just another reason to teach your cat to read.
I am not funny and I need to be. I am writing a script for a short show that's formatted like "Weekend Update" on Saturday Night Live. So that means one sentence about the topic, and then one liner joke. Thank you all!
Because it has a turd in it.
