Jehovah Witness Jokes

What are Jehovah witnesses called in Chinese?

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Why don't Jehovah Witnesses like Halloween?

Because they don't like random people knocking on their doors

Why are there no jehovah's witnesses in Italy?

The mafia doesn't like witnesses.

What do you call someone who only tells knock-knock jokes?

A Jehovah's Witness.

What do you get when you mix a Jehovah's Witness with an Atheist?

Someone who shows up to your door for no reason.

What do you get when you cross a Jehovah's Witness with a Unitarian?

Someone who knocks on your door at 6 a.m. for no reason.

What do you get when you cross an atheist with a Jehovah's Witness?

Someone knocking at your door for no apparent reason.

What does a tweaker and a Jehovah's Witness have in common?

Both ride bicycles and are on a mission.

What's the worst thing about being a Jehovah's witness?

Nobody asks, 'who's there ' when you try and tell a knock knock joke.

What do you get when you cross a Unitarian with a Jehovah's Witness?

Someone who knocks on your door for no apparent reason.

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Because Freedom Rings!

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Why are so many computer scientists atheists?

Because praying for a bug fix is guaranteed to fail.

What did the atheist say when he found himself at the Pearly Gates the day he died?

Well I'll be damned!

Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

What do you call a Chinese Jehovah's witness?

Ding Dong

How did the Chinese atheist get to heaven?

Jesus said to him "Behold! I am risen!" and he said "That's nice I don't bereave you."

Knock Jokes More Knock Jokes

Who's there! Burglar! Burglar who?

Burglars don't knock!

Whos there?

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What type of dog did the tweaker have?

A pure bred meth lab.

What do mormons and tweakers have in common?

They both ride bikes and are on a mission.

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What do you get when you mix an Insomniac a Dyslexic and an Agnostic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog

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What do little piglets do on a Saturday night?

Have a pigjama party!

What do you get if you have strep throat on Friday?

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Why can't bicycles stand up on their own?

Because they're two tired

Why did the bicycle stop moving?

Because it was two-tiered.