Jehovah Witness Jokes

You take the letter "f" out of the word "way" (there's no f in way) *joke works best when the person being asked the question has to think about it for some time and says the phrase themselves without realizing what they said

Jehovah Witness Jokes

What are Jehovah witnesses called in Chinese?

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Why don't Jehovah Witnesses like Halloween?

Why are there no jehovah's witnesses in Italy?

What do you call someone who only tells knock-knock jokes?

What do you get when you mix a Jehovah's Witness with an Atheist?

What do you get when you cross a Jehovah's Witness with a Unitarian?

What do you get when you cross an atheist with a Jehovah's Witness?

Why don't the post office get the Jehovah's Witnesses to deliver the mail on Saturday?

What does a tweaker and a Jehovah's Witness have in common?

What's the worst thing about being a Jehovah's witness?

What do you get when you cross a Unitarian with a Jehovah's Witness?

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