Why did the bicycle stop moving?

Because it was two-tiered.

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Why did they hire the police department to design a new superconductor?

STOP RESISTING!!!

Why did your sister cut a hole in her new umbrella?

Because she wanted to be able to tell when it stopped raining.

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What's the difference between a well dressed man on a bicycle and a poorly dressed man on a uni cycle?

Attire

What do you call a nun on a bicycle?

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