Why did the bicycle stop moving?

Because it was two-tiered.

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Why didn't you talk to me about renting a bouncy house?

Me stops jumping: You would have said no

Whoa. There are books on TAPE?

Now I can stop reading while I drive. This is gonna save so many lives.

Bicycle Jokes More Bicycle Jokes

Why couldn't the bicycle stand anymore?

It was two tired.

Whats the difference between a well dressed man on a bicycle and a poorly dressed man on a tricycle?

Attire.