Why did the bicycle stop moving?

Because it was two-tiered.

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What's the difference between a singer-songwriter and a puppy?

A puppy eventually grows up and stops whining. Thanks to PuddinHead742 for this one.

Why did the mummy stop using the Internet?

He was getting far too wrapped up in it.

Bicycle Jokes More Bicycle Jokes

Why does a Bicycle have a kickstand?

Because it's two tired.

Why couldn't the bicycle stand up?

It was 2 tired...