Why did the bicycle stop moving?

Because it was two-tiered.

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

How does someone stop ISIS?

Change their name to past tense, WASWAS.

Why did Heisenberg remove the speedometer from his car?

So he would stop getting lost everything he checked it.

Bicycle Jokes More Bicycle Jokes

Why couldn't the bicycle stand anymore?

It was two tired.

What is the hardest thing about learning to ride a bicycle?

The road.