Why did the bicycle stop moving?

Because it was two-tiered.

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How do you stop a metal from rusting?

Use some antioxidants

How do you stop a baby from crawling in a circle?

Nail it's other hand to the floor.

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Why can't bicycles stand up on their own?

Because they're two tired

What's the difference between a well dressed man on a bicycle, and a poorly dressed woman on a tricycle?

Attire