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Why are so many computer scientists atheists?

Because praying for a bug fix is guaranteed to fail.

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Where do Tumblr users go to pray?

The Cis-Teen Chapel

What did the fruit say to the vegetable before dinner?

Lettuce, pray.

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Why are so many computer scientists atheists?

Because praying for a bug fix is guaranteed to fail.

Why did the baseball player fail at the math test?

He used base 3.

Atheist Jokes More Atheist Jokes

Why can't Atheist solve exponential equations?

Because they don't believe in higher powers

What do you get when you cross an atheist with a Jehovah's Witness?

Someone knocking at your door for no apparent reason.

Computer Scientist Jokes More Computer Scientist Jokes

Why do Computer Scientists always mix up Halloween and Christmas?

Because OCT 31 = DEC 25!

Why are all computer scientists such pessimists?

They always worry about the worst case!

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How alcoholic is a drink that's guaranteed to get you drunk?

Fool proof!

What is the 100% guaranteed way to get younger looking skin?

Believe in reincarnation.