Why are so many computer scientists atheists?

Because praying for a bug fix is guaranteed to fail.

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Pray Jokes More Pray Jokes

Where does the Islamic botanist go to pray?

In the Mossque.

What did the philanderer say to the gardener praying in the shed?

How do you stay faithful in a room full of hoes?

Fail Jokes More Fail Jokes

Why did the T-Rex fail his business project?

He couldn't make hands meet.

What do you get in the Netherlands, when you fail your driving test three times?

A yellow license plate.

Atheist Jokes More Atheist Jokes

Why did the atheist go to church?

To use the Pokestop.

How many atheists does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to actually change the bulb, and the other to videotape so Christians can't claim God did it.

Computer Scientist Jokes More Computer Scientist Jokes

Why are so many computer scientists atheists?

Because praying for a bug fix is guaranteed to fail.

Why did the computer scientist die in the shower?

The shampoo bottle put him in an infinite loop.

Guarantee Jokes More Guarantee Jokes

Who's the best person to invite over for Christmas?

Charlie Sheen. Because you know it's GUARANTEED to be a white Christmas when he's around.

Where is the best place to screw a Mt. Goat?

The edge of a cliff, you are guaranteed she will push back!