Why are so many computer scientists atheists?

Because praying for a bug fix is guaranteed to fail.

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What kind of birds go to church every Sunday?

Birds of Pray

What did the philanderer say to the gardener praying in the shed?

How do you stay faithful in a room full of hoes?

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What do you get in the Netherlands, when you fail your driving test three times?

A yellow license plate.

Why did the operation Barbarossa fail?

The supreme commander didn't have the balls required.

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Why Can't Atheists Solve Exponential Equations?

Because they don't believe in higher powers.

What do you call an atheist who no longer worships the Flying Spaghetti Monster?

A-pasta-ate.

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How do you tell the difference between a computer scientist and an aspiring music artist?

Ask them what 'unsigned' means.

How many computer scientists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, that's a hardware problem

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How alcoholic is a drink that's guaranteed to get you drunk?

Fool proof!

What did the sign in the Egyptian funeral home say?

Satisfaction guaranteed or double your mummy back