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Why are so many computer scientists atheists?

Because praying for a bug fix is guaranteed to fail.

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Pray Jokes More Pray Jokes

Who doesn't?

There he is now Medieval Art: Good morrow! Pray tell- How fare thee on this day of providence

What would Gregor Mendel pray for if he had a blender for his experiments?

Whirled Peas

Fail Jokes More Fail Jokes

Why did the baseball player fail at the math test?

He used base 3.

Why did Chewbacca fail his driving test?

He made a few Wookiee errors.

Atheist Jokes More Atheist Jokes

How many atheists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They don't believe in a higher power.

Why can't atheist solve exponential problems?

Because they don't believe in higher powers.

Computer Scientist Jokes More Computer Scientist Jokes

How do you tell the difference between a computer scientist and an aspiring music artist?

Ask them what 'unsigned' means.

Where do computer scientists go to have a drink?

To the foobar.

Guarantee Jokes More Guarantee Jokes

What is the 100% guaranteed way to get younger looking skin?

Believe in reincarnation.

Why are so many computer scientists atheists?

Because praying for a bug fix is guaranteed to fail.