Why are so many computer scientists atheists?

Because praying for a bug fix is guaranteed to fail.

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Pray Jokes More Pray Jokes

What did the philanderer say to the gardener praying in the shed?

How do you stay faithful in a room full of hoes?

Who do cows pray to?

Moohammad

Fail Jokes More Fail Jokes

Why did the math student fail his exam?

He needed to sketch the sine and cuisine graphs but only knew how to do cos(-x)

How do you fail a urine test with a clean sample?

Poop in the specimen cup.

Atheist Jokes More Atheist Jokes

Why can't atheists solve quadratic equations?

They don't believe in higher powers.

What does an insomniac, philosopher, atheist, dyslexic do at night?

Lay awake, contemplating the existence of Dog.

Computer Scientist Jokes More Computer Scientist Jokes

Why are all computer scientists such pessimists?

They always worry about the worst case!

How do you tell the difference between a computer scientist and an aspiring music artist?

Ask them what 'unsigned' means.

Guarantee Jokes More Guarantee Jokes

How alcoholic is a drink that's guaranteed to get you drunk?

Fool proof!

What did the sign in the Egyptian funeral home say?

Satisfaction guaranteed or double your mummy back