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What did the philanderer say to the gardener praying in the shed?

How do you stay faithful in a room full of hoes?

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Hoe Jokes More Hoe Jokes

What did Santa say at the brothel?

Hoe! Hoe! Hoe!

Why do Black People hate country music?

Because when they hear "Hoe Down" they think their sister got shot.

Pray Jokes More Pray Jokes

Who should you pray to if you don't want the airplane that you are on to get diverted?

Diversion Mary

What do you call a group of Vigilante Aussie Nuns?

Birds of Pray

Room Jokes More Room Jokes

How's my baby girl?

Me: I'm moving back in. Mom: Your room is ready. Me: No, your uterus! Mom: Steph you drink too much

What do you call two witches who share a room?

Broom-mates.

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

Why did Mexico reduce the number of days an American tourist can stay in their country from 180 days to 90 days?

Because after 90 days in Mexico, even they try to enter the US illegally.

What's the difference between England and a tea bag?

A tea bag stays in the cup longer!

Shed Jokes More Shed Jokes

Why do trees shed their leaves in fall?

Because they've had their chloro-fill.

What did Beethoven the dog shed in a moment of genius?

Fur Elise

Gardener Jokes More Gardener Jokes

Why do gardeners make horrible cops?

Because they keep planting evidence.

What do you call a cow who works for a gardener?

A lawn moo-er.