What did the philanderer say to the gardener praying in the shed?

How do you stay faithful in a room full of hoes?

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Hoe Jokes More Hoe Jokes

Why did the farmer's wife got angry at him for paying too much attention to his equipment?

He kept looking at his hoes.

What do Nicki Minaj and Santa have in common?

Hoe, hoe, hoe.

Pray Jokes More Pray Jokes

What does a noodle say after praying?

Ramen

What is a hypocrite?

An atheist writer praying his book will sell.

Room Jokes More Room Jokes

What do Michael Jackson and Santa Claus have in common?

They both leave little boys rooms with empty sacks.

What's the proper procedure when witnessing someone having a seizure in a bathtub?

Sprint to your room, grab all the dirty clothes you can, and start saving money on laundry.

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

What's the longest you've stayed in bed?

I usually sleep ON the bed. #DadJoke

How do you know if you are having a good time?

When you throw your knickers against the wall, and they stay there.

Shed Jokes More Shed Jokes

What time is it when planes start dropping engines?

Shedding season

What did Beethoven the dog shed in a moment of genius?

Fur Elise

Gardener Jokes More Gardener Jokes

What did the gardener say to the rose?

Hello, bud.

What did the gardener yell when his vegetarian friend visited?

Run Berry, run!