What did the philanderer say to the gardener praying in the shed?

How do you stay faithful in a room full of hoes?

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Hoe Jokes More Hoe Jokes

Why did the farmer's wife got angry at him for paying too much attention to his equipment?

He kept looking at his hoes.

What's the best part about gardening?

Getting down and dirty with your hoes.

Pray Jokes More Pray Jokes

What do you call a religious owl?

A bird of pray.

Why is religion like mobile gaming?

Free-to-pray, pray-to-win.

Room Jokes More Room Jokes

What do you give an elephant with big feet?

Plenty of room!

Why is a room full of married people empty?

There isn't a single person in it.

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

What do you get when you cross an agnostic, an insomniac, and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

What did the yogi say to his friends when they asked him to leave?

Nah I'ma stay

Shed Jokes More Shed Jokes

What did the philanderer say to the gardener praying in the shed?

How do you stay faithful in a room full of hoes?

What time is it when planes start dropping engines?

Shedding season

Gardener Jokes More Gardener Jokes

What do you call a cow who works for a gardener?

A lawn moo-er.

What did the philanderer say to the gardener praying in the shed?

How do you stay faithful in a room full of hoes?