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What did the philanderer say to the gardener praying in the shed?

How do you stay faithful in a room full of hoes?

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Hoe Jokes More Hoe Jokes

What does a black Santa say?

Hoe, hoe, hoe.

Why did Shakespeare break up with his girlfriend?

Prose before hoes.

Pray Jokes More Pray Jokes

What does a noodle say after praying?

Ramen

What did the veggies say, as they sat down for supper?

Lettuce, pray.

Room Jokes More Room Jokes

Who is missing an egg?

There are 27 people in the room but on 53 eggs, you know what that means, someone is missing an egg.

How can a room full of couples be empty?

There isn't a single person left!

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

What's the difference between England and a tea bag?

A tea bag stays in the cup longer!

What do Pimps and Santa have in common?

They stay with 3 ho's

Shed Jokes More Shed Jokes

What do you call two old black men standing in a shed?

Antique machinery

What time is it when planes start dropping engines?

Shedding season

Gardener Jokes More Gardener Jokes

What do you call a cow who works for a gardener?

A lawn moo-er.

Why do gardeners make horrible cops?

Because they keep planting evidence.