What did the philanderer say to the gardener praying in the shed?

How do you stay faithful in a room full of hoes?

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Hoe Jokes More Hoe Jokes

What do you call a lawncare company owned by a promiscuous lesbian?

Hoe Mow

What is the difference... What is the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at three hoes.

Pray Jokes More Pray Jokes

Why did the eagle fly into the church?

It was a bird of pray

What did the veggies say, as they sat down for supper?

Lettuce, pray.

Room Jokes More Room Jokes

How do you spot Al Gore in a room full of secret service agents?

He's the stiff one.

How many cops do you need to change a light bulb?

None. They just shoot the room for being black. Credit: donator on some stream said the joke and just wanted to share it.

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How did Jesus stay in such good shape?

Cross fit.

Why does Poland stay from Germany?

A couple decades ago they had a three way with Russia that ended poorly

Shed Jokes More Shed Jokes

What did the philanderer say to the gardener praying in the shed?

How do you stay faithful in a room full of hoes?

What did Beethoven the dog shed in a moment of genius?

Fur Elise

Gardener Jokes More Gardener Jokes

What did the gardener say to the rose?

Hello, bud.

What's the difference between a gardener and a pimp?

A gardener doesn't want his hose to have kinks.