What is a hypocrite?

An atheist writer praying his book will sell.

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Pray Jokes More Pray Jokes

Why is a praying muslim like apple pie with ice cream?

Both are in *a la mode*.

Who should you pray to if you don't want the airplane that you are on to get diverted?

Diversion Mary

Sell Jokes More Sell Jokes

Why won't Apple's new MacBook sell well?

Because it has NO FANS!!! (get it no fans... thank you!! don't forget to tip your server.)

What do you call a rodent that sells illegal guns?

An Armadealer

Book Jokes More Book Jokes

How do they keep track of books at the sausage library?

The Andouille Decimal System

What did Sean Connery say when a book fell on his head?

I have only my shelf to blame

Hypocrite Jokes More Hypocrite Jokes

Who does a hypocrite really hate?

A hypocrite!

What church do hypocrites belong to?

All of them.