What is a hypocrite?

An atheist writer praying his book will sell.

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What do you call a group of Vigilante Aussie Nuns?

Birds of Pray

Why don't Baptist preachers color their hair?

They just pray the gray away

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What does your mother do for a living?

She sells shesells...I mean...Sea sells sea shells...dammit! She's...a beachside entrepreneur.

Why won't Apple's new MacBook sell well?

Because it has NO FANS!!! (get it no fans... thank you!! don't forget to tip your server.)

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Which book has the worst cliffhanger?

Anne Frank's Diary

Why couldn't Pikachu read his book?

Because he was dyslectric.

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What is a hypocrite?

An atheist writer praying his book will sell.

How do you tell a hypocrite from a normal person?

The hypocrite's the one that exists.