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What is a hypocrite?

An atheist writer praying his book will sell.

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What does Axl Rose do before he prays?

Gets down on his SHA-NA-NA-NA-NA-KNEES! KNEES!

Where do Tumblr users go to pray?

The Cis-Teen Chapel

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Why do firemen have bigger balls than policemen?

Because they sell more tickets!

Why did Bach have to sell his organ?

Because he was baroque.

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How did the potato get back from the party?

It booked a Tuber.

Why don't blonde's like audio-books?

There aren't any pictures.

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What do you call an equation with no solution?

A hypocrite.

How do you tell a hypocrite from a normal person?

The hypocrite's the one that exists.