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What is a hypocrite?

An atheist writer praying his book will sell.

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Why did the eagle fly into the church?

It was a bird of pray

What did the farmer say about his missing vegetables?

Lettuce pray they turnip.

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Why did the hacker start selling his services?

So he could make his 4Chan.

Why won't Apple's new MacBook sell well?

Because it has NO FANS!!! (get it no fans... thank you!! don't forget to tip your server.)

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What happened to the Polish National Library?

Someone stole the book.

Whenever we keep the money in the bags our son steals it, I don't know what to do?

Husband: Keep it in his books. I know he will never touch them....

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What do you call an equation with no solution?

A hypocrite.

Who does a hypocrite really hate?

A hypocrite!