Hypocrite Jokes

What do you call an equation with no solution?

A hypocrite.

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How do you tell a hypocrite from a normal person?

The hypocrite's the one that exists.

Who does a hypocrite really hate?

A hypocrite!

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Why are chemists always a part of the problem?

Because they can never be a part of the solution.

What is another name for sunscreen?

SOLution

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did the balloon go near the needle?

Why did the balloon go near the needle He wanted to be a pop star.

What does a tree do when it wants to go home?

It leaves.

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many sound guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, two... One, two.

How many architects does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one but he has to coordinate ten other professionals who are doing this quiet complicated task.

Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

What did the cow say to the horse?

Mooooooo

What did the horse say when he regained his vision?

Merci.

Society Jokes More Society Jokes

What's white on top and black on the bottom?

Society.

What's balck on the bottom and white on the top?

Society

Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

Why can't dinosaurs talk?

Because they're all dead.

Why does noone listen ever to the guy who talks with his mouth full?

He is so misunderstood.

Form Jokes More Form Jokes

Why are Aluminum Phosphate ions so bad at math?

They have trouble forming solutions.

Why does the bad guy always have to know some form of martial art?

Why cant they just throw stuff while screaming "stay away from me!"

Exist Jokes More Exist Jokes

How do pirates know that they exist?

They think, therefore they arrrr

Why is USA so gloomy?

Because only two parties exist for the whole country