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Hypocrite Jokes

What do you call an equation with no solution?

A hypocrite.

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Everyday Deserves a Joke

What is a hypocrite?

An atheist writer praying his book will sell.

How do you tell a hypocrite from a normal person?

The hypocrite's the one that exists.

What church do hypocrites belong to?

All of them.

Who does a hypocrite really hate?

A hypocrite!

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Why Russians never drive stick shift?

They really hate Stalin

Why does Russia not celebrate Thanksgiving?

Because they hate Turkey

Society Jokes More Society Jokes

What's the difference between a feminist and Brexit?

Brexit has actually affected society.

Who's going to lose the upcoming election?

Society.

Mushroom Jokes More Mushroom Jokes

Why do so many people like hanging out with Mr. Mushroom?

Because he's a Fungi!

What did the mushroom put in his bio for the online dating service?

Im a fungi

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Opposite Jokes More Opposite Jokes

What's the opposite of Adele?

Amac or BB-Mac (you pick which one's funnier)

What two states are opposites?

Maryland and Misury

Bake Jokes More Bake Jokes

What do you ask a Jamaican who's baking a cake?

Hey, are you Jamaican a cake?

Why are you baking octopus?

So I can get octopi.

Pray Jokes More Pray Jokes

Where does the Islamic botanist go to pray?

In the Mossque.

Why did the eagle fly into the church?

It was a bird of pray

Day Saint Jokes More Day Saint Jokes

What's the difference between LSD and LDS (Latter Day Saints)?

One you take with a sugar cube, the other with a grain of salt