Hypocrite Jokes

What do you call an equation with no solution?

A hypocrite.

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What is a hypocrite?

An atheist writer praying his book will sell.

How do you tell a hypocrite from a normal person?

The hypocrite's the one that exists.

What church do hypocrites belong to?

All of them.

Who does a hypocrite really hate?

A hypocrite!

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Church Jokes More Church Jokes

Why are there so many old people in Church?

They're cramming for the final.

What do you call a book club that has been stuck on the same book for thousands of years?

Church.

Rule Jokes More Rule Jokes

What cake wanted to rule the world?

Attila the Bun.

What is the first rule of Womans fight club?

Never tell anyone what are you so mad about

Live Jokes More Live Jokes

What do you call Santa living at the South Pole?

A lost clause.

Which is the oldest animal?

Zebra. Coz they are still living in black and white.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why couldn't anyone help the tortilla?

He didn't want to taco 'bout it

What did the cow say to the slaughterhouse worker?

You want some beef

Form Jokes More Form Jokes

Whatcha makin'?

God: Trust. Man can use it to form lasting bonds and friendships. What you making Satan: A bong.

Why are Aluminum Phosphate ions so bad at math?

They have trouble forming solutions.

Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

What do prisoners use to talk to each other?

Cell phones.

What did the deaf Canadian say to the American that was talking?

Eh?

Cave Jokes More Cave Jokes

How many Osamas does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They don't have lightbulbs in caves

What cheese do hunters use to goad a bear out from its cave in the winter?

Camenbert

Sell Jokes More Sell Jokes

How do you sell a dog to someone hard of hearing?

Get really close to their ear and shout, "DO YOU WANNA BUY A DOG "

What do you call it when a sheep sells his wool for money?

Cashearing! (Joke I made up last night at work, so be gentle with me)