Hypocrite Jokes

What do you call an equation with no solution?

A hypocrite.

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

How do you tell a hypocrite from a normal person?

The hypocrite's the one that exists.

Who does a hypocrite really hate?

A hypocrite!

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Equation Jokes More Equation Jokes

What do you call an equation with no solution?

A hypocrite.

Who invented the equation?

A X-pert

Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

What race of horses is the most popular on Pandora?

Neightiri.

What do you call a horse that's been all around the world?

A globe-trotter!

Form Jokes More Form Jokes

What's the form of public transit most rife with filth and disease?

Let's name our sandwich shop after it

What do you call people who use the pull out method as form of birth control?

Parents.

Cake Jokes More Cake Jokes

Why was the cake afraid of mobsters?

He knew they were going to ice him.

What did the cake say to the Pie?

That's sweet, ain't it?

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did the opera singer go sailing?

They wanted to hit the high Cs.

Why did the rich guy crash his car?

He wanted to see how the Mercedes bends

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What do Naturopathic doctors use to keep up with their finances?

Quackbooks!

What do Dothraki use to count their horses?

A Khalculator

Exist Jokes More Exist Jokes

Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

Because chickens didn't exist yet.

Why did the Dark Ages existed?

Because there were 'nights.

Global Warming Jokes More Global Warming Jokes

What if aliens are responsible for global warming?

And this is just their way of breaking the ice.

What's the difference between a computer program and global warming?

One's an algorithm, and the other's an Al Gore-ism!