Hypocrite Jokes

What do you call an equation with no solution?

A hypocrite.

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What is a hypocrite?

An atheist writer praying his book will sell.

How do you tell a hypocrite from a normal person?

The hypocrite's the one that exists.

Who does a hypocrite really hate?

A hypocrite!

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What species of mushroom is known for being an instigator?

The shiitalkie mushroom.

What did the mushroom say on his dating profile?

I'm a fungi!

Moron Jokes More Moron Jokes

Live Jokes More Live Jokes

What is yellow and lives off beetles?

Yoko Ono

What kind of house does a stoned loaf of bread live in?

A high rise

Cake Jokes More Cake Jokes

What did the cake say to the knife?

You want a piece of me!

What's a Brit's favorite baked good?

Cake.

Pray Jokes More Pray Jokes

What did the fruit say to the vegetable before dinner?

Lettuce, pray.

Why don't Baptist preachers color their hair?

They just pray the gray away

Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

How many engineers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to screw in the bulb and another to talk about how complicated it was.

What's the opposite of Stephen Hawking?

Stephen Talking.

Rule Jokes More Rule Jokes

What do the umpires rule it?

Fowl ball

What do you call a country ruled by dank memes?

Kappatalism

Church Jokes More Church Jokes

Why are there so many old people in Church?

They're cramming for the final.

What's the difference between a lady in church and a lady in a bathtub?

The lady in church has hope in her soul.