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Whats yellow and lives off dead beetles?

Yoko Ono.

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Whats better then getting a gold medal in the Paralympics?

Walking.

Whats green and flys through the air?

Super Pickle

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What will people say when Prince Charles dies?

Long live the Queen.

Why do Stasi officers make such good taxi drivers?

You get in the car and they already know your name and where you live.

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Whats yellow and lives off dead beetles?

Yoko Ono.

What's the difference between Reddit CEO Ellen Pao, and Yoko Ono?

About 40 years.

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Whats yellow and lives off dead beetles?

Yoko Ono.