Yoko Ono Jokes

What's yellow and sleeps alone?

Yoko Ono

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

What's the difference between Reddit CEO Ellen Pao, and Yoko Ono?

About 40 years.

What is yellow and lives off beetles?

Yoko Ono

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Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

What does a Maple leaf fan do when they win the cup?

Turn off their console and go to sleep.

Why couldn't the laptop go to sleep?

Because it has two shifts.

Beetle Jokes More Beetle Jokes

What happened to the man who turned into an insect?

He just beetled off!

What is yellow and lives off beetles?

Yoko Ono

Reddit Ceo Jokes More Reddit Ceo Jokes

What did Buddy Fletcher, accused ponzi scheme runner and husband of reddit's CEO, say to the duck?

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What's the difference between Reddit CEO Ellen Pao, and Yoko Ono?

About 40 years.

40 Year Jokes More 40 Year Jokes

What's the difference between Reddit CEO Ellen Pao, and Yoko Ono?

About 40 years.

Why did Moses wander in the desert for 40 years?

Even then men wouldn't ask for directions!

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between an introverted mathematician and an extroverted mathematician?

The extrovert looks at the other person's shoes.

What is the difference between a fly and a mosquito?

A mosquito can "fly", but a fly can not "mosquito".

Live Jokes More Live Jokes

Where live the knights of the round bed?

They live in Cameltoe.

Where does a Turkey live?

A coup.

Reddit Jokes More Reddit Jokes

What's white, blue, and red all over?

REDdit.

What's the most stupid part about telling a rude joke on Reddit?

Offensive)

Ellen Pao Jokes More Ellen Pao Jokes

What do you call a 7 foot tall Ellen Pao?

Pao Ming.

Why do redditors hate Ellen Pao as CEO?

It was the Wong choice