Yoko Ono Jokes

What's yellow and sleeps alone?

Yoko Ono

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What's the difference between Reddit CEO Ellen Pao, and Yoko Ono?

About 40 years.

What is yellow and lives off beetles?

Yoko Ono

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How to Ethiopians celebrate their child's first birthday?

They place flowers on the grave.

How do you celebrate an Ethiopian child's first birthday?

By laying flowers on their grave.

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Where does a two dimensional man live?

A flat.

Where do cats go once they have used up all nine of their lives?

Purrgatory.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Iceland and Ireland?

A consonant.

What's the difference between an orphanage and a beach ball?

You won't go to prison for blowing up a beach ball.

Reddit Jokes More Reddit Jokes

How to you read a book?

Just reddit.

Whats reddits favorite tv show?

The OC.

Reddit Ceo Jokes More Reddit Ceo Jokes

What's the difference between Reddit CEO Ellen Pao, and Yoko Ono?

About 40 years.

What did Buddy Fletcher, accused ponzi scheme runner and husband of reddit's CEO, say to the duck?

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Dead Beetle Jokes More Dead Beetle Jokes

40 Year Jokes More 40 Year Jokes

Why did Moses wander in the desert for 40 years?

Even then men wouldn't ask for directions!

What's the difference between Reddit CEO Ellen Pao, and Yoko Ono?

About 40 years.

Ellen Pao Jokes More Ellen Pao Jokes

What's the difference between Reddit CEO Ellen Pao, and Yoko Ono?

About 40 years.

Why do redditors hate Ellen Pao as CEO?

It was the Wong choice