Yoko Ono Jokes

What's yellow and sleeps alone?

Yoko Ono

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Whats yellow and lives off dead beetles?

Yoko Ono.

What's the difference between Reddit CEO Ellen Pao, and Yoko Ono?

About 40 years.

What is yellow and lives off beetles?

Yoko Ono

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40 Year Jokes More 40 Year Jokes

What's the difference between Reddit CEO Ellen Pao, and Yoko Ono?

About 40 years.

Why did Moses wander in the desert for 40 years?

Even then men wouldn't ask for directions!

Ellen Pao Jokes More Ellen Pao Jokes

What's the difference between Ellen Pao and Kim Jong Un?

Kim Jong Un has control over his country.

What do you call a 7 foot tall Ellen Pao?

Pao Ming.

Beetle Jokes More Beetle Jokes

What do you call a beetle in the bed sheets?

John Linen

What did the pig do when a beetle landed in his feed trough?

He ate it quickly before the others could ask him to share.

Reddit Jokes More Reddit Jokes

What joke has recieved the most upvotes on Reddit?

Redditors.

What if reddit had a currency?

Would they be called creddits ()

Ethiopian Jokes More Ethiopian Jokes

How do you recognize a rich ethiopian?

He only wears Rolex around his waist.

How does a Ethiopian show that they are rich?

They wear a rolex watch around their waist.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between an art student and a philosophy student?

A philosophy student asks you you want fries with that

What's the difference between a Afghanistan wedding and a terrorist training camp?

Don't ask me, I'm just the drone pilot.

Dead Beetle Jokes More Dead Beetle Jokes

Whats yellow and lives off dead beetles?

Yoko Ono.

Live Jokes More Live Jokes

What's upside down and downside up at the same time?

A kid with cerebral palsy living in Australia

Why do Stasi officers make such good taxi drivers?

You get in the car and they already know your name and where you live.