Yoko Ono Jokes

What's yellow and sleeps alone?

Yoko Ono

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Whats yellow and lives off dead beetles?

Yoko Ono.

What do Ethiopians have in common with Yoko Ono?

They both live off dead beetles

What's the difference between Reddit CEO Ellen Pao, and Yoko Ono?

About 40 years.

What is yellow and lives off beetles?

Yoko Ono

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What is the difference between an elephant and a flea?

An elephant can have fleas but a flea can't have elephants!

What's the difference between a scaffold and a magnet?

A magnet only has two Poles.

Live Jokes More Live Jokes

Why do Zelda and Link smoke weed?

Because they live in the kingdom where the hyrule.

How would you like to make a donation to our local orphanage?

Dad: yea sure yells up to me son, you live with this guy now!

Reddit Jokes More Reddit Jokes

What would be the worst possible thing to see on Reddit after losing your family in a car crash?

Removed (two children)

What's the difference between a joke on Reddit and a joke on 9Gag?

About a day.

Dead Beetle Jokes More Dead Beetle Jokes

What do Ethiopians have in common with Yoko Ono?

They both live off dead beetles

Whats yellow and lives off dead beetles?

Yoko Ono.

Ellen Pao Jokes More Ellen Pao Jokes

How is Ellen Pao so good at driving Reddit into the ground?

I thought Asian women couldn't drive &amp#3232&amp#3232

Why do redditors hate Ellen Pao as CEO?

It was the Wong choice

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

How did Columbus's men sleep on their ships?

With their eyes shut!

Why did Misty want to sleep with Brock?

She saw his Onix harden.

Ethiopian Jokes More Ethiopian Jokes

What is the world's fastest land animal?

The Ethiopian chicken

Why did the Ethiopian child have a frown?

He was having his mid life crisis!

Beetle Jokes More Beetle Jokes

How do you fit 10 Amish in a VW Beetle?

Tell them you are going to the livestock auction

What happened to the man who turned into an insect?

He just beetled off!