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Why did Moses wander in the desert for 40 years?

Even then men wouldn't ask for directions!

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How do you get a man with only one arm out of a tree?

Wave.

What is it that all men have one of it's longer on some men than on others the Pope doesn't use his and a man gives it to his wife after they're married?

Surname

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Ask them to say the word 'unionized'.

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Not /r/movies.

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What do you call a penguin in the desert?

Lost.

Why is the Camel so hard to see in the desert?

Because it's Camel-flaged...

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What direction does a Walter White-themed GPS tell you to turn?

Goddamn right.

Where Your Children Are?

Even worse, the next song is called, "Can You Give Me Directions "

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How does Moses get his coffee?

He buys it from Starbucks...

What did Moses say when Isaiah told him the levy had burst?

God Dam It!

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Why did Moses wander in the desert for 40 years?

Even then men wouldn't ask for directions!

Why did the pioneers cross the country in covered wagons?

Because they didn't want to wait 40 years for a train!

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Why did Moses wander in the desert for 40 years?

Even then men wouldn't ask for directions!

What do you call a pre-historical human who wanders around too much?

A Meanderthal