Why did Moses wander in the desert for 40 years?

Even then men wouldn't ask for directions!

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What did they call the man who knew how to read maps?

A legend

What seperates man from animal?

Divorce!

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When ur at chipotle n u ask for guac and they say "its extra is that ok?

If u say its not ok they give it to u for free

What laxative did the constipated man ask for?

Poop-ease

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What's the dumbest animal in the desert?

The Polar Bear

What do you call ill-mannered burst of strong wind in the desert?

Darude Sandstorm.

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How can you tell that a straight pin is confused?

Just look at it. It's headed in One Direction and pointed in the other.

Why does it take 100 million sperms to fertilize one egg?

Because they won't stop to ask directions.

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Why did Muhammad hire Moses to help with his start-up?

He wanted to double his prophets.

How does Moses make his tea?

Hebrews it. I'm serious! That Israeli how he does it!

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Why did Moses wander in the desert for 40 years?

Even then men wouldn't ask for directions!

Why did the pioneers cross the country in covered wagons?

Because they didn't want to wait 40 years for a train!

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Why did Moses wander in the desert for 40 years?

Even then men wouldn't ask for directions!

What do you call a scent that wanders?

An a-roam-a.