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Why did Moses wander in the desert for 40 years?

Even then men wouldn't ask for directions!

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What do you call a man with a car on his head?

Jack

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He had carpool tunnel

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How the hell did you get a body like that?

He asked. "Thanks," I said, "That's very flattering." He said, "Not really mate."

Why do you ask for my daughters hand in marriage?

Do NOT say:"Because I am tired of using my own"

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Why does ISIS call camels "Ships of the Desert"?

Because they are full of ISIS seamen.

Why can't you starve in a desert?

Because of all the sand which is there.

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Why do single people take dating advice from other single people?

That's like Stevie Wonder giving Ray Charles driving directions.

How does the leper give directions?

It's straight ahead, just my finger".

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What's Mohammed, Moses and Noah's favourite dessert?

Propheteroles

How did Moses feel after falling for a craigslist scam?

Egypt.

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What's the difference between Reddit CEO Ellen Pao, and Yoko Ono?

About 40 years.

Why did the pioneers cross the country in covered wagons?

Because they didn't want to wait 40 years for a train!

Wander Jokes More Wander Jokes

What do you call a pre-historical human who wanders around too much?

A Meanderthal

Why did Moses wander in the desert for 40 years?

Even then men wouldn't ask for directions!