Why did Moses wander in the desert for 40 years?

Even then men wouldn't ask for directions!

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Why is the man only left with 30?

Credit to Bo Burnham.

Why did the man build his house out of a tree instead of bricks?

Because he thought it wood look better!

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What are your go to jokes?

I was at an event the other day and someone asked "So... anyone know any jokes?" What's everyone's "go to" joke in social situations?

What did baby corn asked mummy corn?

Where's popcorn.

Desert Jokes More Desert Jokes

What do you call a penguin in the desert?

Lost.

Who circles a dying gost in the desert?

Ghost buzzards

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What do you call a boy-band composed of stoners?

No Direction.

Why are we here?

Me: Philosophers still don't know 5: No, why are we HERE Wife: Your dad is lost and won't ask for directions

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How does Moses make beer?

Hebrews!

Why did Muhammad hire Moses to help with his start-up?

He wanted to double his prophets.

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Why did Moses wander in the desert for 40 years?

Even then men wouldn't ask for directions!

Why did the pioneers cross the country in covered wagons?

Because they didn't want to wait 40 years for a train!

Wander Jokes More Wander Jokes

What do you call a pre-historical human who wanders around too much?

A Meanderthal

Why didn't the police shoot the polarbear who was wandering peacefully around the streets?

Because he was white.