Why did Moses wander in the desert for 40 years?

Even then men wouldn't ask for directions!

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What has six legs two arms four eyes and a tail?

A man holding an aardvark.

What happened when the man fell in love with his garden?

It made him wed his plants!

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Whenever a waiter asks, "Do you want to hear about our specials?

Push the menu aside and softly whisper, "I want to hear about you."

What's the difference between toilet paper and a knife?

Oh, you don't know I won't ask you to wipe my bum then.

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Why is the Camel so hard to see in the desert?

Because it's Camel-flaged...

Why would you never starve in the desert?

Because of all the sandwiches there.

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What is Rickon Stark's favourite band?

One Direction.

How fast can you travel in any direction in an airport?

Terminal velocity.

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Why did Moses wander in the desert for 40 years?

Even then men wouldn't ask for directions!

How did Moses make his tea in the morning?

Hebrewed it.

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Why did Moses wander in the desert for 40 years?

Even then men wouldn't ask for directions!

Why did the pioneers cross the country in covered wagons?

Because they didn't want to wait 40 years for a train!

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What do you call a scent that wanders?

An a-roam-a.

What do you call a pre-historical human who wanders around too much?

A Meanderthal