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Why did Moses wander in the desert for 40 years?

Even then men wouldn't ask for directions!

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In a cacti!

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Very tired feet.

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A Chihuahua because it knows all the shortcuts!

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Why did Moses wander in the desert for 40 years?

Even then men wouldn't ask for directions!

Why did the pioneers cross the country in covered wagons?

Because they didn't want to wait 40 years for a train!

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What do you call a pre-historical human who wanders around too much?

A Meanderthal

Why did Moses wander in the desert for 40 years?

Even then men wouldn't ask for directions!