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What does Aerosmith say when someone asks them for directions?

Walk this way

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What do you say to Simba if he's walking too slow?

Mufasa.

What does Fozzie the Bear do when he can't find a ride?

Walk-a Walk-a

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How much will that be?

Asks the neutron. "For you " replies the bartender, "no charge."

What did the Canadian eel say when the bartender asked him if he'd had enough?

No, I think I'd like some more-ay.

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Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize one egg?

They won't stop to ask for directions.

How many tourists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Six: One to hold the bulb and five to ask for directions.