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What does Aerosmith say when someone asks them for directions?

Walk this way

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What walks on 8 legs until it's one years old, 4 legs until it's twenty years old and then 2 legs for the remainder of it's life?

Fred and George Weasley.

What the difference between a nun in a bathtub & a nurse in the bathtub?

One has soul full of hope & one has a hole full of soap... I'll walk myself out, sorry first post here

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What country are you from?

I asked. "Iraq" he said. "How did you escape " I asked. IRAN

What did the large furry mammal say when the salamander who kept asking for favors went too far?

I can't bear it! You axolotl of me this time!

Direction Jokes More Direction Jokes

Why did the Canadian cross the road?

Because that's the direction his car was sliding.

Why would you ask me for directions?

You just saw me walk into a closed door.