What do call a fish with a Phd?

A brain sturgeon.

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Why do some fish always look high?

Because of all the seaweed.

Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze!

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What is the difference between a PhD in mathematics and a large pizza?

The pizza can feed a family of four

What's the difference between a PhD in math and a large pizza?

A large pizza can feed a family of four

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What do you call a fish that operates on brains?

A brain sturgeon.

What do call a fish with a Phd?

A brain sturgeon.