What do call a fish with a Phd?

A brain sturgeon.

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What's the funniest joke you've heard that can be told to a 5th grader?

I always loved this one: (works better said out loud of course) What do you call a fish with no eyes... A FSHHH

What did Christa McAuliffe say to her husband before she left her house to board the Challenger space shuttle?

You feed the dogs, and I'll feed the fish.

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Why do few black people have a PhD?

They have trouble getting past their masters.

What do you call a black person with a PHD?

A Doctor you racist!

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What do call a fish with a Phd?

A brain sturgeon.

What do you call a fish that operates on brains?

A brain sturgeon.