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What do call a fish with a Phd?

A brain sturgeon.

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Why couldn't Batman go fishing?

Because Robin ate the worms.

Where does the army keep fish?

In a tank.

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What do call a fish with a Phd?

A brain sturgeon.

Why don't you see many chemists with master's degrees working with acids and bases?

To really understand acids and bases, you need a pHd.

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What do call a fish with a Phd?

A brain sturgeon.

What do you call a fish that operates on brains?

A brain sturgeon.