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What do you call a fish that operates on brains?

A brain sturgeon.

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Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

Why was little Jimmy fishing in the well?

Because Tom had previously drowned in the well and everyone said "Tom is sleeping with the fishes."

How many abstract artists does it to screw in a lightbulb?

A fish!

Brain Jokes More Brain Jokes

What do you get when you cross my brain with a cat?

A cat.

Why does keeping tropical fish in your home have a calming effect on the brain?

Because of the indoor fins.

Operate Jokes More Operate Jokes

Why do cats make better medical technicians than dogs?

Because dogs can't operate MRI machines, but catscan.

What do you call a fish that operates on brains?

A brain sturgeon.

Brain Sturgeon Jokes More Brain Sturgeon Jokes

What do you call a fish that operates on brains?

A brain sturgeon.

What do call a fish with a Phd?

A brain sturgeon.