What do you call a fish that performs brain surgeries?

A neurosturgeon

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How many members of an ethnicity does it take to perform a specified task?

A finite number! One member to perform the task, and the rest to behave in a manner stereotypical to the ethnicity in question.

How do they perform abortions at Hogwarts?

Fetus Deletus

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Why are there so many fish in the sea?

They're always getting hooked up

What's the downside to dating a Mermaid?

Her clam smells like fish!

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What does Star Trek's Dr Bones McCoy say before he performs brain surgery on a blonde?

Space. The final frontier..........

What do you call a fish that performs brain surgeries?

A neurosturgeon