What do you call a fish that operates on brains?

A brain sturgeon.

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What kind of fish is made from two sodium atoms?

A 2na

What do you call a fish with two knees?

A two-knee fish! (works better when you're drunk)

Brain Jokes More Brain Jokes

What do monks, rabbis, and Mormon priests have in common with brains?

The all tend to be found enclosed within temples.

What do you get when you cross my brain with a cat?

A cat.

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What do you call a monk that operates a door unlocking service?

A monkey. (p.s. I have a wonderful, terrible love for bad jokes)

How does a redheaded surgeon operate?

Gingerly

Brain Sturgeon Jokes More Brain Sturgeon Jokes

What do you call a fish that operates on brains?

A brain sturgeon.

What do call a fish with a Phd?

A brain sturgeon.