Phd Jokes

What do call a fish with a Phd?

A brain sturgeon.

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Why don't you see many chemists with master's degrees working with acids and bases?

To really understand acids and bases, you need a pHd.

What do you study to learn about acid?

A pHD

What's the difference between a PhD in math and a large pizza?

A large pizza can feed a family of four

What do you call a PHD in religious studies?

Gods doctor.

What is the difference between a PhD in mathematics and a large pizza?

The pizza can feed a family of four