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What is the difference between a PhD in mathematics and a large pizza?

The pizza can feed a family of four

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What do you call a family that runs a gas station?

Pump kin.

What did the bartender say to the horse?

Bartender: Why the long face Horse: My alcoholism is destroying my family.

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What did the Challenger Austronaut day to his wife before he left?

You feed the kids, I'll feed the fishes.

How do you get a puppy to stay the same size forever?

You stop feeding it.

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Why don't you see many chemists with master's degrees working with acids and bases?

To really understand acids and bases, you need a pHd.

What's the difference between a PhD in math and a large pizza?

A large pizza can feed a family of four

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What's Fermat's favorite topic in Mathematics aside from his theorem?

Fermatation.

What are feminists best at in mathematics?

TRIGGER-nometry

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What's the difference between an artist and a large pizza?

A large pizza can feed a family of four.

What's the difference between a large pizza and an art student?

A pizza can feed a family.