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What is the difference between a PhD in mathematics and a large pizza?

The pizza can feed a family of four

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Family Jokes More Family Jokes

What did the orphan get for Christmas?

A family.

What do a car, a bus, and a family have in common?

The car and the bus both have wheels.

Feed Jokes More Feed Jokes

What have you been feeding him?

Me: Egg shells.

When was pasta introduced to the Middle East?

When someone fed a genie alfredo

Phd Jokes More Phd Jokes

Why don't you see many chemists with master's degrees working with acids and bases?

To really understand acids and bases, you need a pHd.

What do you study to learn about acid?

A pHD

Mathematic Jokes More Mathematic Jokes

What was Bernie Sander's favorite topic in mathematics?

Radicals. He loved finding the "root" of problems...

What are feminists best at in mathematics?

TRIGGER-nometry

Large Pizza Jokes More Large Pizza Jokes

What's the difference between a PhD in math and a large pizza?

A large pizza can feed a family of four

What's the difference between a musician and a large pizza?

The pizza can feed a family of 4.