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What is the difference between a PhD in mathematics and a large pizza?

The pizza can feed a family of four

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What do you call a family of Orthopaedic doctors?

A Joint family.

Why are families only allowed 1 child in China?

The government is opposed to euthanasia.

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How do you know it's safe to feed the ducks the same thing as the Canadian geese down at the pond?

Because what's good the goose is good for Merganser.

What do you feed a feminist at a cookout?

Trick question. Nobody invites feminists to a cookout.

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What is the difference between a PhD in mathematics and a large pizza?

The pizza can feed a family of four

What do you call someone who does a BA in Arts, a MA in English and a PhD in Gender Studies?

A well educated Barista

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Why Mathematics make you a Terrorist?

Because they teach what is the history of Al Gebra.

What's Fermat's favorite topic in Mathematics aside from his theorem?

Fermatation.

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What's the difference between a lead guitarist and a large pizza?

A large pizza can feed a family of four

What is the difference between a PhD in mathematics and a large pizza?

The pizza can feed a family of four