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What do you study to learn about acid?

A pHD

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Acid Jokes More Acid Jokes

What does a chemist say when he's pouring water into an acid?

Drop the base.

What happened to the hippy chemistry teacher when he spilled his chemicals?

He tripped on acid

Learn Jokes More Learn Jokes

What's the most difficult percussion instrument to learn?

Conundrums!

What's your biggest weakness?

Interviewee: "I never learn from my mistakes" Interviewer: "Oh, why's that " Interviewee: "I never make any"

Study Jokes More Study Jokes

Why is it hard for men to understand women?

Because you have to study abroad to understand them.

Why is a foreign exchange student like a gynecologist?

Because they both study abroad!

Phd Jokes More Phd Jokes

What do you call a PHD in religious studies?

Gods doctor.

Why don't you see many chemists with master's degrees working with acids and bases?

To really understand acids and bases, you need a pHd.