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What did the science teacher say when the kid was experimenting with magnets?

May the force be with you

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a light bulb?

Lets go play on our bikes.

Why did the kid steal the fan?

He wanted to be cool.

Magnet Jokes More Magnet Jokes

What did the science teacher say when the kid was experimenting with magnets?

May the force be with you

What do you call a magnet that can go both ways?

Bi-Polar

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Why did Darth Vader get suspended from the Police?

He was under investigation for excessive use of Force

What do you call the act of press-ganging someone into a monastery?

Force of habit.

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Why was the scientist allowed to use dolphins for his experiments?

Because they were for test porpoise only

What did the lead researcher say when all of her colleagues were complaining about the experiment?

I don't care et al.