What did the science teacher say when the kid was experimenting with magnets?

May the force be with you

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

Why divorce now after all this time together?

Woman: We wanted to wait until the kids were dead.

What's your Mom's name?

Kid: Mom's last name must be "Darling" because that's what Daddy calls her every time.... Teacher: That's so sweet. What's her first name then? Kid: I think it's "Sorry"....

Magnet Jokes More Magnet Jokes

Why was the magnet seeing the Psychiatrist?

Because it was bipolar.

Why is the magnet on medication?

Because it's bipolar

Force Jokes More Force Jokes

What do jedi hate the most?

Forced jokes.

How is Ducktape like the Force?

It has a Dark Side, a Light side and it binds everything the galaxy together. Edit:Duct Tape I know, I was tired

Experiment Jokes More Experiment Jokes

What did the lead researcher say when all of her colleagues were complaining about the experiment?

I don't care et al.

When Pavlov was done with his experiments what did he do with his dogs?

Donate them to the salivation army I'llseemyselfout