What did the science teacher say when the kid was experimenting with magnets?

May the force be with you

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What do you call children born into a whorehouse?

Your kids

What kid of music do old people listen to?

Hip-Pop

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Why are magnets so arousing?

They're very attractive.

What did the paper clip say to the magnet?

I find you very attractive.

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What do Jedi say on May 4th?

May the force be with you just like every other day because they have no concept of our Gregorian calendar.

What would Steve Urkel say if he used The Force?

Jedi do that?

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Why wasn't the chemist concerned when she blew up her experiment?

Oxidants happen,

What did the lead researcher say when all of her colleagues were complaining about the experiment?

I don't care et al.