What did the science teacher say when the kid was experimenting with magnets?

May the force be with you

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Why don't Barbie and Ken have kids?

Ken came in a different box.

Why doesn't Barbie have any kids?

Because Ken came in another box.

Magnet Jokes More Magnet Jokes

Why is the magnet on medication?

Because it's bipolar

What did the paper clip say to the magnet?

I find you very attractive.

Force Jokes More Force Jokes

What do you call the act of press-ganging someone into a monastery?

Force of habit.

What do you call it when old people are forced into slavery?

Indentured servitude.

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Why wasn't the chemist concerned when she blew up her experiment?

Oxidants happen,

What did the lead researcher say when all of her colleagues were complaining about the experiment?

I don't care et al.