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What did the science teacher say when the kid was experimenting with magnets?

May the force be with you

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He could never hit his kids.

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What did the science teacher say when the kid was experimenting with magnets?

May the force be with you

What did the lead researcher say when all of her colleagues were complaining about the experiment?

I don't care et al.