What did the science teacher say when the kid was experimenting with magnets?

May the force be with you

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How do Ethiopians celebrate their kids first birthday?

By putting flowers on the grave.

What did the Production Manager give his kids for Christmas?

Nothing. But he promised he'd make it up to them on the next one.

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Why are magnets so arousing?

They're very attractive.

What did the paper clip say to the magnet?

I find you very attractive.

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How is Ducktape like the Force?

It has a Dark Side, a Light side and it binds everything the galaxy together. Edit:Duct Tape I know, I was tired

What did the science teacher say when the kid was experimenting with magnets?

May the force be with you

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Why was the scientist allowed to use dolphins for his experiments?

Because they were for test porpoise only

What would Gregor Mendel pray for if he had a blender for his experiments?

Whirled Peas