Magnet Jokes

Why is the magnet on medication?

Because it's bipolar

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Why was the magnet seeing the Psychiatrist?

Because it was bipolar.

What do you call a magnet that can go both ways?

Bi-Polar

What did the science teacher say when the kid was experimenting with magnets?

May the force be with you

What did the paper clip say to the magnet?

I find you very attractive.

Why did the magnet go to the psychiatrist?

He was bipolar.

Why are magnets so arousing?

They're very attractive.

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What time do kids need naps?

At whine o'clock.

How can you tell two people are married?

Both are yelling at the same kid.

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What do you do on a remote island?

Try and find the TV island it belongs to.

What do you get if you cross a moth with a firefly?

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Why is the Force like duct tape?

It has a dark side, a light side, and it holds the universe together.

Why couldn't Frodo drop the Ring into Mt. Doom?

Force of Hobbit.

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What do you call a drill on the North Pole that just wants to get to know people?

An icebreaker

Who's got the tightest bod in the North Pole?

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How do computers learn to read?

C:/ Dos C:/ Dos Run Run Dos Run

What is every blonde's ambition in life?

To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.