Magnet Jokes

Why is the magnet on medication?

Because it's bipolar

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Why was the magnet seeing the Psychiatrist?

Because it was bipolar.

What do you call a magnet that can go both ways?

Bi-Polar

What did the science teacher say when the kid was experimenting with magnets?

May the force be with you

What did the paper clip say to the magnet?

I find you very attractive.

Why did the magnet go to the psychiatrist?

He was bipolar.

Why are magnets so arousing?

They're very attractive.

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Psychiatrist Jokes More Psychiatrist Jokes

What did the monster say to his psychiatrist?

I feel abominable.'

What do you know when you see three rabbits walking down the street wearing tuxedos and top hats?

You know you need a psychiatrist!

Supervillain Jokes More Supervillain Jokes

What supervillain do you know the least about?

Loki, because he is low-key.

What would you call a supervillain that could control every part of the electro-magnetic spectrum except 495-570 nm?

Magento

Control Jokes More Control Jokes

How can you tell if a witch is on a diet?

Her food is potion-controlled.

What's the difference between In-n-Out Burger French fries and League of Legends?

I can control my salt intake at In-n-out.

Polar Bear Jokes More Polar Bear Jokes

What is the dumbest animal in the jungle?

A polar bear

What's the stupidest animal in the jungle?

The polar bear.

Experiment Jokes More Experiment Jokes

What did the lead researcher say when all of her colleagues were complaining about the experiment?

I don't care et al.

When Pavlov was done with his experiments what did he do with his dogs?

Donate them to the salivation army I'llseemyselfout

Magnetic Banana Jokes More Magnetic Banana Jokes

What's yellow and always points to the north?

A magnetic banana.

What is long and yellow and always points north?

A magnetic banana.

Learn Jokes More Learn Jokes

What do you call a crocodile when it robs drinks?

Gator-raid.

Why did the mechanic go to art school?

Because he wanted to learn how to make a van go!

Arouse Jokes More Arouse Jokes

Why couldn't the lizard be aroused?

He had a reptile dysfunction (I just made that up but I'm sure it's been thought of)

Why are magnets so arousing?

They're very attractive.