Magnet Jokes

Why is the magnet on medication?

Because it's bipolar

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Why was the magnet seeing the Psychiatrist?

Because it was bipolar.

What do you call a magnet that can go both ways?

Bi-Polar

What did the science teacher say when the kid was experimenting with magnets?

May the force be with you

What did the paper clip say to the magnet?

I find you very attractive.

Why did the magnet go to the psychiatrist?

He was bipolar.

Why are magnets so arousing?

They're very attractive.

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What did the paper clip say to the magnet?

I find you very attractive.

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Why can't you find an Abbey National at the North Pole?

Because Santa dere.

Who's got the tightest bod in the North Pole?

Abdominal Snowman

Medication Jokes More Medication Jokes

Why is the magnet on medication?

Because it's bipolar

What medications do I take?

I'm not sure. The names on my neighbor's prescription bottles are ridiculously long

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What do you call a Polish fisherman?

A fishing pole.

Why did the blonde tie magnets to her fishing pole?

She was fishing for Steelhead Trout

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What's the name of the tree that gives Mexicans?

The scaffolding

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How many fish did it take to consume my wife?

None. There are no fish under my new gazebo

What do you call a fish with two knees?

A two-knee fish! (works better when you're drunk)

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What's yellow and always points to the north?

A magnetic banana.

What is long and yellow and always points north?

A magnetic banana.

North Jokes More North Jokes

What's yellow and always points to the north?

A magnetic banana.

What do you call A man in an iron suit flying by the king of the North?

A Stark contrast