Why couldn't the lizard be aroused?

He had a reptile dysfunction (I just made that up but I'm sure it's been thought of)

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What shoes are hard to wear?

Dark Soles Terrible gaming pun. My friend posted this on FB, thought I would share.

Why did that guy shoot up the church in South Carolina?

He thought it was the white thing to do.

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What kind of lizard goes into salad?

A Salad-Mander!

What do you call a lizard that doesn't work?

A reptile dysfunction.

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Why couldn't the alligator satisfy his lover?

He had a reptile dysfunction.

What did the doctor say to the lizard who was complaining about problems performing in the bedroom?

It sounds like you have a reptile dysfunction.

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What do you call an aroused eskimo dwarf?

A frigid midget with a rigid digit.

Why are magnets so arousing?

They're very attractive.