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Why couldn't the lizard be aroused?

He had a reptile dysfunction (I just made that up but I'm sure it's been thought of)

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Which of my girlfriends do you think is the prettiest?

What I actually heard was "Do you want a fight "

How did the two perverts break up?

I think we should see other peepholes.

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What do you call a lizard on drugs?

A mariguana.

What's the perfect line of work for a lizard?

Re-tail.

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Why was the lizard's wife unsatisfied?

Her hubby had a reptile dysfunction.

What do you call a broken snake?

A reptile dysfunction.

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Why couldn't the lizard be aroused?

He had a reptile dysfunction (I just made that up but I'm sure it's been thought of)

Why are magnets so arousing?

They're very attractive.