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Why couldn't the lizard be aroused?

He had a reptile dysfunction (I just made that up but I'm sure it's been thought of)

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Why did the man with an electric car think he had a dual exhaust?

He drank a lot of beer. He ate a lot of beans. *You love it.*

How many fingers do I have up?

A gynecologist who thinks he's really funny

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Why did the lizards get a divorce?

A reptile dysfunction

What do you call a lizard on drugs?

A mariguana.

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What do you say to a man with a broken lizard?

Sorry about your reptile dysfunction.

What do you call it when a Dinosaur can't perform in bed?

A reptile dysfunction. Thank high me for that one.

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What is the term for someone that gets aroused watching Star Wars?

They have a Bobba Fetish

Why did the guy get aroused by the highway?

Because there were lots of turn ons.