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Why couldn't the lizard be aroused?

He had a reptile dysfunction (I just made that up but I'm sure it's been thought of)

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What did the Canadian eel say when the bartender asked him if he'd had enough?

No, I think I'd like some more-ay.

What do you think you're going to be doing in 5 years?

Me: I dont know, I dont have 2020 vision

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What did the doctor say to the lizard who was complaining about problems performing in the bedroom?

It sounds like you have a reptile dysfunction.

Why was the lizard nervous in bed?

He had reptile dysfuncton

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What do you call a malady effecting reproduction in turtles?

A reptile dysfunction

What do you call it when a Dinosaur can't perform in bed?

A reptile dysfunction. Thank high me for that one.

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Why are magnets so arousing?

They're very attractive.

What is the term for someone that gets aroused watching Star Wars?

They have a Bobba Fetish