Only one, but they have to turn it on and off 50 times before they're sure it's fixed.
You can take as many as you want but they will only give you the screwing direction.
Apparently a lot, because that lightbulb still isn't screwed in.
Nothing, as he didn't exist. The probability of anyone in that demographic reaching their eighties is particularly low, and an active pirate being eighty one years of age is further rendered a statistical impossibility given that a pirate would need to be above a certain threshold in terms of physical ability.
Every time you are turned on, you're getting blown.
It's too complex
Because they Marry Christmas!
To flick through it as fast as possible.
My car can hit 50.
You use a pumpkin patch.
He'll restart the nuclear power plant
Seven. It *has* to be seven.
Because it's always black and white.
