How many people with OCD does it take to fix a lightbulb?

Only one, but they have to turn it on and off 50 times before they're sure it's fixed.

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many racecar drivers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

It's impossible, they only know how to turn to the left.

How many mosquitoes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. But I don't know how they got in there.

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

Why do they call me an oven?

Because when I get turned on things get really hot

What does a Bills fan do when they win the superbowl?

He turns off his xbox.

People Jokes More People Jokes

When your partner asks how many people you have ever slept with, answering 'what did I say the last time you asked?

Is unwise, apparently.

What is literally the most important fact you'll ever learn, that will totally blow your mind?

That people exaggerate.

50 Jokes More 50 Jokes

How awesome were the 50s?

None of the girls had tramp stamps & you could smoke in hospitals.

How do you get 50 Canadians out of the swimming pool?

Say, " Everyone out of the pool please."

Fix Jokes More Fix Jokes

What does the cabbage merchant use to fix his cabbages?

A cabbage patch! - Sokka

What do you can an epileptic What do you call an epileptic in a garden?

Seizure salad. edit: fixed the word 'call'

Ocd Jokes More Ocd Jokes

What's three times worse than OCD?

OCD, OCD, OCD. Wait the last time didn't feel right. OCD, OCD, OCD. Wait, the second time didn't feel right. OCD, OCD, OCD. Wait...

How many people with OCD does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. It *has* to be seven.