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How many people with OCD does it take to fix a lightbulb?

Only one, but they have to turn it on and off 50 times before they're sure it's fixed.

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One.

How many divorcees does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. The sockets all went with the house.

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

Why did the cat put the letter "M" into the fridge?

Because it turns "ice" into "mice"!

Which among them goes completely ignored?

The turn signals.

People Jokes More People Jokes

What do you call a notebook where you record information about your poops?

Some people may call it a log journal, while others call it a diary-a.

What do Vikings call the people that cut their hair?

Barberians.

50 Jokes More 50 Jokes

What book does the Queen of England read to get herself into a raunchy mood?

50 Shades of Earl Grey

How many ants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A light bulb weighs about 50g and a single ant can lift about.2g, so it takes somewhere around 250 ants working together.

Fix Jokes More Fix Jokes

How do you fix a deaf car?

With an engin*eer.*

What happened to German Orphans after WW2?

Did they ever get back on the Reich track (I saw the post in /r/history earlier and was disappointed to find it was a serious question. I fixed it.)

Ocd Jokes More Ocd Jokes

How many people with OCD does it take to fix a lightbulb?

Only one, but they have to turn it on and off 50 times before they're sure it's fixed.

Why do people with OCD like Family Feud?

Because it's always black and white.