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How many people with OCD does it take to fix a lightbulb?

Only one, but they have to turn it on and off 50 times before they're sure it's fixed.

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many Biology undergrads does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but doing it will make them think they're going to be an electrician in the future.

How many Toronto Maple Leaf fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Nobody knows. They always say they'll do it next year.

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How do you tell a dyslectic to take the left turn on the road?

Turn toward your side!

What do you say when an episode of explosive diarrhoea turns into a round of smooth poop?

What a wondrous *turd* of events.

People Jokes More People Jokes

What do people say when you win a game in Egypt?

Game, *Set,* and match.

What do people in Prague call abortions?

Canceled Czechs

50 Jokes More 50 Jokes

What do you call a burger made from 50% beef and 50% veal?

Half Calf

What does JCPenny and teenagers have in common?

Pants 50% off

Fix Jokes More Fix Jokes

How many Mexicans does it take to fix a light bulb?

Twenty-Juan

How do you fix a broken chimp?

With a monkeywrench.

Ocd Jokes More Ocd Jokes

How many people with OCD does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. It *has* to be seven.

What's three times worse than OCD?

OCD, OCD, OCD. Wait the last time didn't feel right. OCD, OCD, OCD. Wait, the second time didn't feel right. OCD, OCD, OCD. Wait...