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How many people with OCD does it take to fix a lightbulb?

Only one, but they have to turn it on and off 50 times before they're sure it's fixed.

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many editors does it take to change a lightbulb?

It was supposed to be in place last week!

How many /r/twoxchromosomes posters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Ten. 1 to screw in the lightbulb, and the other 9 to provide emotional support.

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

Why do receipts need to be 75 feet long?

I reach into my pocket thinking I have a wad of cash, turns out I just bought a soda earlier.

How many Apple executives does it take to change a light bulb?

They dont. They turn it into the hype of the new generation.

People Jokes More People Jokes

What is the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi?

The people in Dubai don't watch the Flintstones but the people in Abu Dhabidoooo!

Why are people with celiac disease more likely to get into heaven?

Because they reject setian.

50 Jokes More 50 Jokes

What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50?

Your Honor.

What's the best way for a lady to read 50 Shades of Grey?

To flick through it as fast as possible.

Fix Jokes More Fix Jokes

How many programmers do you need to fix a light bulb?

None, it is a hardware issue!

How was the roman empire cut in half?

With a pair of caesars

Ocd Jokes More Ocd Jokes

What's three times worse than OCD?

OCD, OCD, OCD. Wait the last time didn't feel right. OCD, OCD, OCD. Wait, the second time didn't feel right. OCD, OCD, OCD. Wait...

How many people with OCD does it take to fix a lightbulb?

Only one, but they have to turn it on and off 50 times before they're sure it's fixed.