How did the Frenchman get turned on?

He French-kissed a power outlet

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Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer?

He couldn't see himself doing it

What kind of dog can turn on your car?

Yorkies

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How many French words has the Turkish language recently adopted?

Beaucoup.

What did the French guy say when he forgot to tell his driver to turn left?

Oh, gosh!

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What's the difference between Frenchmen and some toast?

You can make soldiers out of toast!

How many Frenchmen does it take to guard Paris?

No one knows, it's never been done before

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Why shouldn't you kiss someone on January 1st?

Because its the first date

What do you get when you kiss a sick bird?

Cherpies.