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How did the Frenchman get turned on?

He French-kissed a power outlet

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What does the baker turned counterfeiter say?

I make my own dough". My sister Katie came up with this one.

How do you fit 4 guys on a bar stool?

Turn it upside-down. But how do you get them off Shake the stool. (OK, I'll leave now.)

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What's the difference between In-n-Out Burger French fries and League of Legends?

I can control my salt intake at In-n-out.

Why are Microsoft circuit boards so bad?

They use French resistors.

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How many eggs does a Frenchman need?

One, because that's an Oeuf.

Why did the Frenchman not want two eggs for breakfast?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

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What do farmers give their wives on Valentine's Day?

Hog and kisses!

What is it called when two birds kiss?

A Peck.