How did the Frenchman get turned on?

He French-kissed a power outlet

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What did the NFL Commissioner say when Adele turned down the Superbowl Halftime Show?

Never mind, I'll find someone like you

What do snake charmers do in the rain?

Turn on their windshield vipers.

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What do you get if you cross a cow a french fry and a sofa?

A cowch potato!

What is your funniest joke about the French?

Mine is this: How do you pick out the Frenchmen in a room full of naked soldiers? They're the ones with sunburned armpits.

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Why was the Frenchmen racist?

Because he was a bigette.

What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?

Philippe Philoppe.

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What's it called when a vampire kisses you goodnight?

Necking.

How does an Alzheimer's patient celebrate New Years?

Kissing strangers.