How did the Frenchman get turned on?

He French-kissed a power outlet

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Why did the traffic light turn red?

You'd turn red too if you had to change in the street.

Why was the monster standing on his head?

He was turning things over in his mind.

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Why do the French like Easter?

Because it's such a bonne ide.

What do the French call 4/20?

80

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What's the difference between Frenchmen and some toast?

You can make soldiers out of toast!

What did the Frenchman yell on the roller coaster?

Yes!

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What does a carpet salesman give his wife for Valentine's Day?

Rugs and kisses!

What disease do you get from kissing birds?

Chirpes. It's one of those canarial diseases. They say it's untweetable.