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What do you call it when your lizard doesn't know how to use the internet?

E-reptile dysfunction

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How many stoners does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, I just set the bulb down somewhere, now I can't find it. Where the hell did the bulb go?

What were Adam's first ever words to Eve?

Stand back - I don't know how big it's going to get!

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What sort of cheese do you use to get a bear to go on a outing with you?

Camembert

What keyboard layout does Miley Cyrus use?

TWERQY.

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How do trees access the internet?

They log on

What do you call someone who spends 24 hours a day on the Internet?

Anything you like they're not listening to you anyway.

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What's the perfect line of work for a lizard?

Re-tail.

What did the lizard get at home depot?

Reptile.

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What do you call a Snake game that doesn't work?

An E-Reptile dysfunction

What do you call it when your lizard doesn't know how to use the internet?

E-reptile dysfunction