What powerful reptile is found in the Sydney opera house?

The Lizard of Oz!

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Why couldn't the lizard get a girlfriend?

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What powerful reptile is found in the Sydney opera house?

The Lizard of Oz!

Who sits at the end of the yellow brick road surfing the Net?

The www.izard of Oz.