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What powerful reptile is found in the Sydney opera house?

The Lizard of Oz!

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Why was Heisenberg such a bad lover?

When he got the momentum, he couldn't find the position, and when he found the position, he couldn't muster up the momentum.

What did Santa Clause say when he came down Lindsay Lohan's chimney and found her spending Christmas Eve with her pals Miley Cyrus and Paris Hilton?

Ho, ho, ho!

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What do you call it when your lizard doesn't know how to use the internet?

E-reptile dysfunction

What do you call it when a lizard can't get it up?

Ereptile disfunction

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Who sits at the end of the yellow brick road surfing the Net?

The www.izard of Oz.

What powerful reptile is found in the Sydney opera house?

The Lizard of Oz!