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What powerful reptile is found in the Sydney opera house?

The Lizard of Oz!

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What's worse than finding a baby in a trashcan?

Finding a baby in two trashcans.

How do u tell the population of a small native village?

Throw a bunch of pocket change in the middle of town. How do u tell who is the richest person in that village? Find the person who gathered the most change.

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Why don't snakes have legs?

Because otherwise they'd be lizards.

What type of weed do lizards smoke?

Mariguana.

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Why is Bill Cosby like the The Wizard of Oz?

Cosby Cosby Cosby Cosby cos, because of the wonderful things he drugs

What powerful reptile is found in the Sydney opera house?

The Lizard of Oz!