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Why couldn't the lizard get a girlfriend?

Because he had a reptile dysfunction!

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How do you know when your girlfriend is putting on too much weight?

She starts fitting into your wife's clothes.

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Why don't snakes have legs?

Because otherwise they'd be lizards.

What do you call it when a lizard can't get it up?

Ereptile disfunction

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Why was the snake soft?

He had reptile dysfunction.

What did the doctor say to the lizard who was complaining about problems performing in the bedroom?

It sounds like you have a reptile dysfunction.