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Why couldn't the lizard get a girlfriend?

Because he had a reptile dysfunction!

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Why did the pig give his girlfriend a box of candy?

It was Valenswine's Day.

What did the pirate's ghost say to his girlfriend?

I love your Boo-ty

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What do you call it when your lizard doesn't know how to use the internet?

E-reptile dysfunction

Why couldn't the lizard have any children?

It had a reptile dysfunction!

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Did you hear about the chameleon who couldn't change color?

They had a reptile dysfunction.

Why couldn't the lizard be aroused?

He had a reptile dysfunction (I just made that up but I'm sure it's been thought of)