Why couldn't the lizard get a girlfriend?

Because he had a reptile dysfunction!

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How do you know when a mechanic has a girlfriend?

He has one clean finger.

Whats big, pink, long and my girlfriend hates when I put it in her mouth?

Our miscarriage.

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What did the lizard get at home depot?

Reptile.

Why did the lizard go on a diet?

It weighed too much for its scales!

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Why did the T-Rex go extinct?

He had a reptile dysfunction.

What do you say to a man with a broken lizard?

Sorry about your reptile dysfunction.