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Why couldn't the lizard have any children?

It had a reptile dysfunction!

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Child Jokes More Child Jokes

What's black, grey, and red all over?

A gorilla with a child in the enclosure.

Who thought blowing out candles on a cake was a good tradition?

Ah yes wax would go well with this cake and you know what else Child spit.

Lizard Jokes More Lizard Jokes

Why couldn't the lizard be aroused?

He had a reptile dysfunction (I just made that up but I'm sure it's been thought of)

What type of weed do lizards smoke?

Mariguana.

Reptile Dysfunction Jokes More Reptile Dysfunction Jokes

What do you call a malady effecting reproduction in turtles?

A reptile dysfunction

What do you call a lizard that doesn't work?

A reptile dysfunction.