Why couldn't the lizard have any children?

It had a reptile dysfunction!

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What did one Buddhist Master give to the child for his birthday?

Nothing wrapped in Emptiness. How did the birthday child respond? You are thoughtless for giving me this meaningless gift. To which the Buddhist Master replied, "Thank you."

Why was the glow worm unhappy?

Because her children weren't that bright!

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What do you call it when a lizard has problems in the bedroom?

A reptile dysfunction

What do you call a lizard that doesn't work?

A reptile dysfunction.

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Why couldn't the snake charmer charm his snake?

He had a reptile dysfunction

Did you hear about the chameleon who couldn't change color?

They had a reptile dysfunction.