What kind of lizard goes into salad?

A Salad-Mander!

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What kind of car does Yoda drive?

A Toy-Yoda

What kind of stationary can't you defend yourself with?

A TACK

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What happened when the chef found a daddy long legs in the salad?

It became a daddy short legs!

What is a blonde's favorite vegetable?

Salad

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What's the perfect line of work for a lizard?

Re-tail.

What powerful reptile is found in the Sydney opera house?

The Lizard of Oz!