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What kind of lizard goes into salad?

A Salad-Mander!

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What kind of money do religious businesses make?

Prophet.

What kind of fruit tells the best jokes?

A punkin. Edit: and apparently not me.

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What did the salad wearing a tuxedo say?

I feel a bit overdressed.

What's the worst part of being a cook in prison?

Having to toss everyone's salad

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Why was the lizard nervous in bed?

He had reptile dysfuncton

What do you call a lizard that doesn't work?

A reptile dysfunction.