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What kind of lizard goes into salad?

A Salad-Mander!

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What kind of Dog does Homer Simpson have?

A DOH-berman!

What kind of pants does agent Mulder wear?

Just a pair 'a normal pants.

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What is Lil Wayne's favorite food?

Caesar salad

Why did the tomato turned red?

Because it saw the salad dressing

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What do you call a lizard on drugs?

A mariguana.

What's the perfect line of work for a lizard?

Re-tail.