What kind of lizard goes into salad?

A Salad-Mander!

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What kind of chili do they serve at the cannibal prison??

Chili CON Carne!

What are the three kinds of women's cancer?

1. Breast Cancer 2. Ovarian Cancer 3. Feminism

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Why did the cabbage whistle?

Because it saw the salad dressing

What is Lil Wayne's favorite food?

Caesar salad

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What powerful reptile is found in the Sydney opera house?

The Lizard of Oz!

Why couldn't the lizard get a girlfriend?

Because he had a reptile dysfunction!