What kind of lizard goes into salad?

A Salad-Mander!

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What kind of bear likes the rain?

A drizzley bear.

What kind of speech did the farmer give his cornfield?

It didn't matter, they were all ears

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What do you call a salad that's been cut with a knife?

Ceasar

Why did the tomato blush?

It saw the salad dressing

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What do you call it when a lizard can't get it up?

Ereptile disfunction

What happened to the lizard in the wizard's garden pond?

He had him newt-ered.