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What kind of lizard goes into salad?

A Salad-Mander!

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What kind of insects to secret agents like?

As told by my 9 yr old) Spiders.

What kind of tea does a house drink?

Propertea

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What does an unfunny person tell a salad?

Teach me senpai!

What should I wear?

Mr. Salad asks. She replies, "It doesn't matter to me, just be well dressed."

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Why couldn't the lizard be aroused?

He had a reptile dysfunction (I just made that up but I'm sure it's been thought of)

Why did the lizards get a divorce?

A reptile dysfunction