What kind of lizard goes into salad?

A Salad-Mander!

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What kind of cheese is best to watch Lost with?

Smoked Muenster.

What kind of music do balloons hate the most?

Pop music.

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What does an unfunny person tell a salad?

Teach me senpai!

Why did the lettuce blush?

Because he saw the salad dressing

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What did the doctor say to the lizard who was complaining about problems performing in the bedroom?

It sounds like you have a reptile dysfunction.

What did the lizard get at home depot?

Reptile.