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How do you fix a damaged jack-o-lantern?

You use a pumpkin patch.

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Why can't you use sarcasm with a kleptomaniac?

Because they take things literally.

What did the cat use to sharpen its claws?

Me. Ow.

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How many software developers does it take to fix a light bulb?

None, its a hardware issue.

How do you fix a broken website?

With stick e-tape.

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How do you fix a damaged jack-o-lantern?

You use a pumpkin patch.

How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?

With a pumpkin patch!

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How did the ghost patch his sheet?

With a pumpkin patch.

How do you fix a damaged jack-o-lantern?

You use a pumpkin patch.