How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?

With a pumpkin patch!

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What do accidental pregnancies and locked cars both have in common?

Both can be fixed with a coathanger.

How do you fix a woman's watch?

Why should you There's a clock on the oven.

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How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?

With a pumpkin patch!

Why is stupid monster like a jack-o'-lantern?

They both have empty heads.

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How do you fix a damaged jack-o-lantern?

You use a pumpkin patch.

How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?

With a pumpkin patch!

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How did the ghost patch his sheet?

With a pumpkin patch.

How do you fix a damaged jack-o-lantern?

You use a pumpkin patch.