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How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?

With a pumpkin patch!

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How do you fix a deaf car?

With an engin*eer.*

Which actress would you like to get stuck in an elevator with?

Me: One who knows how to fix elevators.

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How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?

With a pumpkin patch!

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How do you fix a damaged jack-o-lantern?

You use a pumpkin patch.

How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?

With a pumpkin patch!

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How did the ghost patch his sheet?

With a pumpkin patch.

How do you fix a Jack O Latern?

With a pumpkin patch!