How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?

With a pumpkin patch!

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When I fix someone's computer and they say "Wow how'd you do that?

I tell them I'm a wizard then throw glitter in their face.

What's the difference between a bad mechanic and a politician?

With the mechanic, there's a shot something might get fixed...

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How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?

With a pumpkin patch!

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How do you fix a damaged jack-o-lantern?

You use a pumpkin patch.

How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?

With a pumpkin patch!

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How did the ghost patch his sheet?

With a pumpkin patch.

How do you fix a Jack O Latern?

With a pumpkin patch!