How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?

With a pumpkin patch!

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How much Squidwards does it take to fix a lightbulb?

Zero, because none of them knows how to

How many unemployed actors does it take to change a light bulb?

Fixed) 100. 1 to change it and 99 to stand around and complain about how they coulda done a better job.

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How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?

With a pumpkin patch!

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How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?

With a pumpkin patch!

How do you fix a damaged jack-o-lantern?

You use a pumpkin patch.

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How do you fix a Jack O Latern?

With a pumpkin patch!

How did the ghost patch his sheet?

With a pumpkin patch.