How did the ghost patch his sheet?

With a pumpkin patch.

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Ghost Jokes More Ghost Jokes

What's a ghosts favorite ride at the carnival?

The roller ghosted.

What happened when a ghost asked for a brandy at his local pub?

The landlord said "Sorry we don't serve spirits."

Sheet Jokes More Sheet Jokes

What did the blanket say as it fell of the bed?

Sheet

What did the mother ghost tell the kid ghost when he went out to play?

Don't get your sheets dirty!

Patch Jokes More Patch Jokes

How did the ghost patch his sheet?

With a pumpkin patch.

When I look up at the majesty of all them stars it really gets me to thinkin, when we gonna get that ding dong roof patched up!?

Ah horse apples!

Pumpkin Patch Jokes More Pumpkin Patch Jokes

How did the ghost patch his sheet?

With a pumpkin patch.

How do you fix a damaged jack-o-lantern?

You use a pumpkin patch.