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How did the ghost patch his sheet?

With a pumpkin patch.

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Ghost Jokes More Ghost Jokes

What sort of underwear does the ghost of a French baker wear?

Boulangerie.

Why are haunted houses so noisy in April?

That's when the ghosts do their spring screaming!

Sheet Jokes More Sheet Jokes

How can you tell if a ghost is about to faint?

He gets pale as a sheet.

What did the Klansman say to the Muslim?

Psst...Who washes your... sheets

Patch Jokes More Patch Jokes

Why did the pirate with the eye patch drown?

Because he had no depth perception.

How can you identify an Irish pirate?

He's the one with patches over both eyes.

Pumpkin Patch Jokes More Pumpkin Patch Jokes

How do you fix a Jack O Latern?

With a pumpkin patch!

How do you fix a damaged jack-o-lantern?

You use a pumpkin patch.