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How did the ghost patch his sheet?

With a pumpkin patch.

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Ghost Jokes More Ghost Jokes

What would Bill Nye be called if he spoke to ghosts?

Bill Nye the Seance guy.

Why did the car judder to a stop when it saw a ghost?

It had a nervous breakdown.

Sheet Jokes More Sheet Jokes

What do you get when you goose a ghost?

A handful of sheet.

What's better than a violin on your bed?

A fiddle between the sheets

Patch Jokes More Patch Jokes

How can you identify an Irish pirate?

He's the one with patches over both eyes.

How did the ghost patch his sheet?

With a pumpkin patch.

Pumpkin Patch Jokes More Pumpkin Patch Jokes

How did the ghost patch his sheet?

With a pumpkin patch.

How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?

With a pumpkin patch!