How did the ghost patch his sheet?

With a pumpkin patch.

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Why did the ghost get kicked out of the bar?

Because he was sheet faced.

What do you call a ghost with a broken leg?

Hoblin Goblin.

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How can you tell if a ghost is about to faint?

He gets pale as a sheet.

What did the blanket say as it fell of the bed?

Sheet

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How can you identify an Irish pirate?

He's the one with patches over both eyes.

Why did the pirate with the eye patch drown?

Because he had no depth perception.

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How did the ghost patch his sheet?

With a pumpkin patch.

How do you fix a damaged jack-o-lantern?

You use a pumpkin patch.