How did the ghost patch his sheet?

With a pumpkin patch.

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What do you get when a ghost takes a crap?

Rectoplasm.

What room is a ghost scared of?

The living room.

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Why was the ghost late to the Halloween party?

He had to take a sheet.

Who stole the sheets from the bed?

Bed buglars.

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Why did the pirate with the eye patch drown?

Because he had no depth perception.

When I look up at the majesty of all them stars it really gets me to thinkin, when we gonna get that ding dong roof patched up!?

Ah horse apples!

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How did the ghost patch his sheet?

With a pumpkin patch.

How do you fix a Jack O Latern?

With a pumpkin patch!