How did the ghost patch his sheet?

With a pumpkin patch.

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Ghost Jokes More Ghost Jokes

What do ghosts watch if they want to relax?

Skelly-vision!

Why didn't the ghost have any children?

Because he had a Halloweenie!

Sheet Jokes More Sheet Jokes

Who stole the sheets from the bed?

Bed buglars.

Why did the ghost stink?

Because it was covered in sheet

Patch Jokes More Patch Jokes

Why did the detective wear a patch on his left eye?

It's his private eye.

How can you identify an Irish pirate?

He's the one with patches over both eyes.

Pumpkin Patch Jokes More Pumpkin Patch Jokes

How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?

With a pumpkin patch!

How do you fix a Jack O Latern?

With a pumpkin patch!