How did the ghost patch his sheet?

With a pumpkin patch.

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Where does a ghost refuel his Porsche?

At a ghastly station.

Why was the ghost late to the Halloween party?

He had to take a sheet.

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Why did the ghost stink?

Because it was covered in sheet

Why did the kleptomaniac spend so much time in Bed Bath and Beyond?

He was taking a sheet.

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How did the ghost patch his sheet?

With a pumpkin patch.

What's the difference between a psychologist and a groundskeeper?

One you need for a rough patch, the other you need to patch your rough.

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How do you fix a Jack O Latern?

With a pumpkin patch!

How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?

With a pumpkin patch!