Why do the undead read cringe stories?

Because they're already... DEAD INSIDE.

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How do snowmen read their e-mails?

With an icy-stare!

How do you know when someone's read the Game of Thrones books?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

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Why are the undead so angry all the time?

They have mummy issues.

Why do the undead read cringe stories?

Because they're already... DEAD INSIDE.