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Why do the undead read cringe stories?

Because they're already... DEAD INSIDE.

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What thoughts do Blondes have after reading these jokes?

None as usual... and they most likely didn't understand them either.

When do e-mails stop being in black and white?

When they are read.

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What Social Media site do the undead use?

Tomblr.

Why are the undead so angry all the time?

They have mummy issues.