Why are the undead so angry all the time?

They have mummy issues.

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Who's there! Alaska! Alaska who?

Alaska my mummy!

What do you call a mummy that hates other peoples cooking?

Gordan Ramses

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Why do the undead read cringe stories?

Because they're already... DEAD INSIDE.

What Social Media site do the undead use?

Tomblr.