Why are the undead so angry all the time?

They have mummy issues.

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Why did the mummy cry himself to sleep every night?

Because he was empty inside.

Why are the undead so angry all the time?

They have mummy issues.

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What Social Media site do the undead use?

Tomblr.

Why do the undead read cringe stories?

Because they're already... DEAD INSIDE.