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Why are the undead so angry all the time?

They have mummy issues.

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What do young ghosts call their parents?

Deady and Mummy.

Why doesn't Superman like the Mummy?

Because the Mummy's always saying, "I'll be in the crypt tonight."

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Why do the undead read cringe stories?

Because they're already... DEAD INSIDE.

Why are the undead so angry all the time?

They have mummy issues.