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Why are the undead so angry all the time?
They have mummy issues.
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Why were ancient Egyptian children confused?
Because their daddies were mummies.
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What do young ghosts call their parents?
Deady and Mummy.
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Why are the undead so angry all the time?
They have mummy issues.
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What Social Media site do the undead use?
Tomblr.
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