What do you call a mummy that hates other peoples cooking?

Gordan Ramses

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Why are you letting people touch your new born?

I don't let people touch my new iPhone

Who gets the job of writing the fortunes in the cookies?

I want that job. I could really screw with some people.

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Why didn't you make all the food on that long order?

Cook: Because I'm a short order cook.

Why was the cook late to Thanksgiving dinner?

He lost track of thyme. Happy Thanksgiving.

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What does the 1286BC inscribed on the mummy's tomb indicate?

The registration of the car that ran him over!

Who does a dead pharaoh talk to?

His mummy.