Gordan Ramses
Some people say "nothing", but my stock portfolio's looking promising.
The Cowboys Stadium. Because they can't catch anything there.
Orange you glad I painfully waited until I was done cooking your food to take a poop?
Friend: Good, now they will make microwaves that cook my chicken fingers faster. Say what now
Scramble
He was following the Tsar.
Eve: I forgot to dirty the towel wet the soap and flood the bathroom.
The registration of the car that ran him over!