What do you call a mummy that hates other peoples cooking?

Gordan Ramses

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Why don't we tell the people that every snowflake is unique?

It's not like they'll ever really check "Let's do it"

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Because people are dying to get in.

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Sunni side up. I know this is a Shiite joke.

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Cause it's an all mail business.

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They insist that the fit could be better.

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He's gonna lure him in to the crypt tonight.

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They have mummy issues.