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What do you call a mummy that hates other peoples cooking?

Gordan Ramses

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What does Chick-fil-A and their CEO have in common?

Both hate when people stick beef between two buns.

What country has the most people?

Brazil... They've got Brazillions

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How do ghosts like their chicken cooked?

Terri-fried!

What us the difference between white, brown and black people?

The time God took to cook us

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Why does Al Gore hate Oil Spills?

They get all over the sheets.

What food do all basketball players hate?

Turnover.

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What did the mummy snake say to the crying baby snake?

Stop crying and viper your nose.

Who does a dead pharaoh talk to?

His mummy.