What do you call a mummy that hates other peoples cooking?

Gordan Ramses

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What do you call it when a book spies on people?

A peeping tome.

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It was a little nutty.

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What do you call chow mein cooked in tomato sauce?

Impasta

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He only had Non-Stick pans.

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Who does a hypocrite really hate?

A hypocrite!

What vegetables do plumbers hate the most?

Leeks

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What do mummies like to listen to on Halloween?

Wrap music

Why did the Mummy go to the bathroom?

To wrap itself in toilet paper!