How does a snail win a race?

It runs against Hillary.

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Why doesnt McDonalds serve snail?

Because of sanitation reasons.

What did the snail say while riding on the back of the tortoise?

Wheeeee!!!! --hey, at least it's a fun joke for kids!

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Who would win?

Everyone

What is better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics?

Having two legs

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What happens when Hillary throws relevant questions?

Donald Ducks

Why do brothels support Hillary?

Cause #FeelTheBern would be bad for business.

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What is the ardent task of searching for a new wallpaper called?

Running a Backgroud Check.

Why did Jesus run off the airplane?

He didn't like the Pilate

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What's the difference between eugenics and a charity marathon?

The second one's a race for the cure. Shamelessely stolen from.

Why can't mites race in NASCAR?

Because mites make rights, not lefts.