How does a snail win a race?

It runs against Hillary.

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Snail Jokes More Snail Jokes

What are snails trying to do?

Their best

Why arent there any French Restaurants in Davy Jones Locker?

Dead men sell no snails!

Win Jokes More Win Jokes

Why do Kenyans always win marathons?

At the end, they get a bag of chips and a Coke. -My dad told me this joke when we went to a race-

Why did the mayonnaise win the running race?

Because the tomato sauce couldn't Ketchup.

Hillary Jokes More Hillary Jokes

What are Hillary's convictions?

The FBI hasn't announced her indictment yet, but hopefully it will lead to at least one

Why did Hillary go to the OB/GYN?

She was feelin' the Bern!

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

How's Terry Fox like Jack Layton?

They both tried to run a country and died before finishing.

What runs faster?

Hot or cold Hot because everyone can catch a cold!

Race Jokes More Race Jokes

Why couldn't the radish finish the race?

He was just a little beet.

What do you call a bat in a hurry?

A racing club