How does a snail win a race?

It runs against Hillary.

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What did the snail say when put on top of a turtle?

Weeeeeeeeeeee

Why did the snail draw an "S" on the side of his car?

So that when he drove by people could say, "Look at that escargot!"

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Why do Australians always win 4D chess?

Double check, mate

Who always wins the insect election?

The lesser of two weevils.

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Why did vatican invite Bernie not Hillary?

They couldn't afford it.

How does Hillary's email server feel?

Removed

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What do you call a dictator running a bookshop?

The Supreme Reader.

How many "a man walks into a bar" jokes does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, but you can be sure a whole Reddit community will appear to expand the joke, make it funnier and eventually run it into the ground.

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What does a color blind racist say?

I don't see color I see race

Why are germans so bad at marathons?

Because they cant finish a race.