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What Hillary's word for a bribe?

Pay her and she'll speak to you about it.

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How much do pirates pay to get an earring?

A Buccaneer.

What did the fish have to pay to get past the coral reef?

Atoll.

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What do you call someone who only speaks one language?

American.

When I'm with a handsome man I get all nervous & involuntarily start speaking French ME leans across Oh really?

DATE: Yes

Hillary Jokes More Hillary Jokes

What Biblical and Renaissance characters does Hillary most resemble?

Jezebel and Lucretia Borgia.

What did the hurricane say to Hillary?

I didn't know disasters can run for office

Bribe Jokes More Bribe Jokes

Why couldn't the FBI find Sepp Blatter's bribe money?

He used it all to bribe Canada to host the Women's World Cup.

Why did Sepp Blatter cross the road?

To get to the other bribe