How do you call a person that speaks only one language?

An American

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What do you call a person who sleeps next to dead bodies at night?

Morgue Attendant

What do you call a person who falls onto you on a train?

A laplander!

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Why did the Japanese American bring his server with him?

He thought they said internet camp

What do terrorists and the American government have in common?

They both blow up people who don't agree with them.

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What's the most 'Spoken' language on Earth?

Hint: It's not English Spanish.

Why was the little boy speaking gibberish?

Because he lost his marbles.

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What language do farsighted people speak?

Farsi.

Where is the lift?

American: You mean the elevator? English: Yes, we call it a lift. American: It's called an elevator. We invented it. English: And we invented the language.