What do you call someone who only speaks one language?

American.

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What does an American actor say when going to Europe?

Let's go PAL.

What's the only thing the English and French agree on?

Americans. Alternatives: What's the only thing Americans and the French agree on? The English. What's the only thing the English and Americans agree on? The French.

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What is the best way to speak to a ghoul?

From a long ways away.

How do Iranians speak on the telephone?

Persian-to-Persian (person-to-person).

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Why did your sister refuse the gift of a Japanese car?

Because she'd never be able to learn the language

What language do bill boards use?

Sign language.