Why do Native Americans hate snow?

Because it's white and settles on their land

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What's the difference between CNN and Al Jazeera?

CNN shows the missiles taking off and Al Jazeera shows them landing.

What fictional city can ISIS not invade by land?

Gotham City.

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What do The Walking Dead and the state of Wisconsin have in common?

They both have a hated governor.

What kind of coffee do terrorists hate?

French press. (Too soon?)

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Why is there no "Lets settle this like women"?

Because it lasts forever.

Why was Herbert Hoover such a controversial president?

Because he never let the dust settle.

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What do Native Americans call vegetarians?

Poor hunters

Why do Native Americans like being invited to Thanksgiving dinners?

Because usually they're stuck with reservations.

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Why did the American spend an entire winter in a Russian hotel?

They say he was snowed in.

How can you find Will Smith in the snow?

Because he's black