Why were the Native Americans upset when it rained in April?

Because April showers, bring May flowers!

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Why did the meteorologist bring a bar of soap to work?

He was expecting showers.

What strengths do you bring to the job?

Long pause while Jesus glares at interviewer* Are you being serious right now

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Why do Native Americans hate it when it rains in April?

Because it brings Mayflowers.

Why do Native Americans hate snow?

Because it's white and settles on their land

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Why did the cloud get $10M for having a fight?

He was the raining champion.

Why do Native Americans hate it when it rains in April?

Because it brings Mayflowers.

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How does a flower get pollinated?

Beez Nuts!

Why do sailors give their wives a bouqet of ropes instead of flowers?

It's a bouqet of forget-me-knots.

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What is Mr. T's favorite month?

April, fools

Why should I submit a joke today?

Because today's April full!

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Why were the melons upset when they were denied a marriage license?

Because it means they *cantaloupe*

Why did God bless Texas?

He didn't want to upset Chuck Norris.

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Why were the Native Americans upset when it rained in April?

Because April showers, bring May flowers!

Why do Native Americans hate April showers?

Because they bring Mayflowers