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Why were the Native Americans upset when it rained in April?

Because April showers, bring May flowers!

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Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

What's the best vegetable to bring to a party?

Stephen Hawking

What's the best way to bring out your inner child?

A coat hanger

Native Americans Jokes More Native Americans Jokes

Why were the Native Americans upset when it rained in April?

Because April showers, bring May flowers!

Why do Native Americans have such good hearing?

They have engineers

Rain Jokes More Rain Jokes

What do owls sing when it is raining?

Too wet to woo'!

When did you first miss it dear?

Professor: When I reached up to close it after the rain had stopped.

Flower Jokes More Flower Jokes

What do you call a flower in Florida?

Orlando Bloom.

Why do sailors give their wives a bouqet of ropes instead of flowers?

It's a bouqet of forget-me-knots.

April Jokes More April Jokes

Can February march?

No, but April may.

Why was General Yoda afraid of April?

Because March, April May.

Upset Jokes More Upset Jokes

Why were the coffee beans upset?

Because they were grounded.... Or black I am not sure.

Where you see yourself in 5 years?

Doing your job. "And me " Jobless and upset about the divorce "OMG" *runs out crying*

April Shower Jokes More April Shower Jokes

Why do Native Americans hate April showers?

Because they bring Mayflowers

Why were the Native Americans upset when it rained in April?

Because April showers, bring May flowers!