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Why were the Native Americans upset when it rained in April?

Because April showers, bring May flowers!

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Why should you never bring your Pokemon cards into the washroom with you?

They might Pikachu.

Why did the Mexicans only bring 5000 people to the Alamo?

They only had two vans

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Why do Native Americans hate it when it rains in April?

Because it brings Mayflowers.

Why were the Native Americans in America before us?

They had reservations.

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Why do soccer players not play in the rain?

It makes their makeup run.

Why were the Chinese trying to light a bbq grill out in the rain?

Because it was raining cats and dogs.

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How does a flower get pollinated?

Beez Nuts!

Why are flowers the best test takers?

They have all of the anthers.

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What date is it today?

2nd April. Ha!! April fool!

Why were the Native Americans upset when it rained in April?

Because April showers, bring May flowers!

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Why was drug addicted Moses upset when he was floating down a river?

Because he was in Da-Nile

Why was Darth Vader upset when he heard George Michael will only play new songs at his concerts?

He found his lack of Faith disturbing.

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Why were the Native Americans upset when it rained in April?

Because April showers, bring May flowers!

Why do Native Americans hate April showers?

Because they bring Mayflowers