Why were the Native Americans upset when it rained in April?

Because April showers, bring May flowers!

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What did the microbiologist bring to the art fair?

A cup of yogurt.

What brings you to speed dating?

Me: I just ran out of the fancy shampoo my previous GF bought for me.

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What do Native Americans do for the holidays?

Nativities.

Why do Native Americans hate snow?

Because it's white and settles on their land

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Which wrestler's weakness is the rain?

Dwayne Johnson

Why don't women need umbrellas?

Because it doesn't rain in the kitchen.

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What do May Flowers Bring?

Pilgrims.

What kind of flowers do you never give on Valentine's Day?

Cauliflowers!

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What date is it today?

2nd April. Ha!! April fool!

Why should I submit a joke today?

Because today's April full!

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Why was drug addicted Moses upset when he was floating down a river?

Because he was in Da-Nile

Where you see yourself in 5 years?

Doing your job. "And me " Jobless and upset about the divorce "OMG" *runs out crying*

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Why do Native Americans hate April showers?

Because they bring Mayflowers

Why were the Native Americans upset when it rained in April?

Because April showers, bring May flowers!