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Why do writers hate the Bible?

It has terrible characters, Noah is the only one with an arc.

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Why do Communists only write in lowercase?

Because they hate Capitalism.

What do you call a tree that hates this joke?

A face palm.

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What's long and thick and turns conservative women on?

The Bible

Where is tennis mentioned in the Bible?

Where Joseph served in Pharaoh's court.

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Why do writers hate the Bible?

It has terrible characters, Noah is the only one with an arc.

What do Alicia Keys, Katniss Everdeen, and Joan of Arc all have in common?

They're all girls on fire.

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Where did Noah keep his bees?

In the ark hives

Why did some snakes disobey Noah when he said "Go forth and multiply"?

They couldn't they were adders!

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Why did the writer not like his friends book?

It wasn't his type.

What did the writer say when he glued himself to his book?

That's my story and I'm sticking to it.