Why do writers hate the Bible?

It has terrible characters, Noah is the only one with an arc.

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Why do writers hate the Bible?

It has terrible characters, Noah is the only one with an arc.

Why do mathematicians hate the U.S.?

Because it's indivisible.

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Why do writers hate the Bible?

It has terrible characters, Noah is the only one with an arc.

What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible?

A. Honda...because the apostles were all in one Accord.

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Why do writers hate the Bible?

It has terrible characters, Noah is the only one with an arc.

How do we know that Joan of Arc was French?

She was maid in France!

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Who was Noah's wife?

Joan of Ark

What did Noah tell his son while they were fishing?

Better get this right, I only have 2 worms.

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What did the writer say when he glued himself to his book?

That's my story and I'm sticking to it.

How do writers send e-mail?

On the Inkernet.