Why do writers hate the Bible?

It has terrible characters, Noah is the only one with an arc.

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What is the difference between a fisherman and a lazy student?

One baits his hook the other hates his book.

What do you call someone who hates browsing the web with Google?

A Chromophobe.

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Who is the richest person in the Bible?

The Pharao's daughter. She went to the bank of the Nile to pick up a little prophet.

What's long and thick and turns conservative women on?

The Bible

Arc Jokes More Arc Jokes

What do Alicia Keys, Katniss Everdeen, and Joan of Arc all have in common?

They're all girls on fire.

How do we know that Joan of Arc was French?

She was maid in France!

Noah Jokes More Noah Jokes

Where did Noah keep his bees?

In the ark hives

Why couldn't the animals on Noah's Ark play cards?

Because Noah was standing on the deck!

Writer Jokes More Writer Jokes

What do you call a union of writers?

A writers' block

What's the difference between hiring a team to write your jokes, and the team of joke writers itself?

One's a cunning plan, the others a punning clan.