Why do writers hate the Bible?

It has terrible characters, Noah is the only one with an arc.

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What do Canadian girls hate?

Aboooooooooty call.

What dance do hippies hate?

A square dance.

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What if the Bible had a major typo and the Devil was really after our SOIL?

Maybe he just wants to grow some pot plants.

What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible?

A. Honda...because the apostles were all in one Accord.

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Why do writers hate the Bible?

It has terrible characters, Noah is the only one with an arc.

What do you call someone who is obsessed with Joan of Arc?

A heroine addict.

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What's Mohammed, Moses and Noah's favourite dessert?

Propheteroles

Why was Noah such a compelling character?

He had a good ark.

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Why do writers always feel cold?

Because they are surrounded by drafts!

Why do writers hate the Bible?

It has terrible characters, Noah is the only one with an arc.