Why do writers hate the bible?

It has terrible characters, Noah is the only one with an arc.

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Why did Mozart hate chickens?

Because they all they ever say is Bach! Bach! Bach!

Why does the farmer hate his job?

Because he has a deep-seeded hatred for planting.

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What is the most successful spinoff ever made?

The Bible

How do you read the Gospel According to Shrek?

Open your bible to Psalm BODY ONCE TOLD ME

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Why do writers hate the bible?

It has terrible characters, Noah is the only one with an arc.

Where could you look up Joan of Arc's profile?

On Tinder.

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Why couldn't the animals on Noah's Ark play cards?

Because Noah was standing on the deck!

Where does Noah store his bees?

The ark-hives.

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Why do some writers have a hard time graphing equations?

Because they spend too much time with the x-position

Why do writers always feel cold?

Because they are surrounded by drafts!