What happens when a calculus teacher with one arm can't figure out a proof?

He gets stumped.

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What's worse than losing one arm?

Losing both your arms.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?

I don't know, he hasn't opened his presents yet.

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Whatever happened to Robot Jones?

He got cancelled.

What happened to the frog who parked illegally?

He got toad

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How did a mom figure out her daughter had hit puberty?

She kept wetting the bed.

What's so dark about blonde jokes?

They still haven't figured out how to screw in the lightbulb

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How do you say goodbye to a calculus teacher?

Calculator!

What did the calculus teacher tell the crew of his submarine while they were diving?

Derive, derive, derive!

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How do I know you're not a cop -If I was a cop would I do this?

Starts breakdancing* Thats not as much proof as you think it is

How do I know ur not a cop?

If I was a cop would I do this " *Starts break dancing* That's not as much proof as you think it is