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What happens when a calculus teacher with one arm can't figure out a proof?

He gets stumped.

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall?

Art.

What do you call a person who is missing his left eye, left ear, left arm and left leg?

Alright.

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What happens if I microwave 5 Barbies?

Me: That's an oddly specific question. 4: I already know what happens if I do it with 4

What happens every year when the Time Square Ball drops?

Justin Bieber gets jealous.

Figure Jokes More Figure Jokes

How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Not sure, first they have to figure out which way to spin it.

What falls faster from a tree, a leaf or an Emo?

The leaf, the Emo is too depressed to go outside. I saw this joke reposted so many times. I figured I'd mix it up a bit.

Calculus Teacher Jokes More Calculus Teacher Jokes

What happens when a calculus teacher with one arm can't figure out a proof?

He gets stumped.

What does a calculus teacher say when a student doesn't get it?

Bro, do you even function?

Proof Jokes More Proof Jokes

How do I know you're not a cop -If I was a cop would I do this?

Starts breakdancing* Thats not as much proof as you think it is

When asked to provide proof that he had cirrhosis, what did OP do?

OP de-livered.