What happens when a calculus teacher with one arm can't figure out a proof?

He gets stumped.

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What's the difference between an expensive purchase and a loud noise that scares a chicken?

One costs an arm and a leg. The other caused alarm and an egg.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool?

Bob.

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What happens when the smog rises in Los Angeles...?

UCLA.

What happens to you at Christmas?

Yule be happy!

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Why did the student fail the exam?

Spent too much time figuring out the Engels, so he didnt get the Marx.... thats what he gets for Stalin

Why couldn't The Doctor play baseball?

They couldn't figure out Who was on first (Sorry, if this has been submitted before, im new here)

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What does a calculus teacher say when a student doesn't get it?

Bro, do you even function?

What did the calculus teacher tell the crew of his submarine while they were diving?

Derive, derive, derive!

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How do I know ur not a cop?

If I was a cop would I do this " *Starts break dancing* That's not as much proof as you think it is

When asked to provide proof that he had cirrhosis, what did OP do?

OP de-livered.