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What happens when a calculus teacher with one arm can't figure out a proof?

He gets stumped.

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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs?

Matt. No arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Bob.

What do you call a kid with one arm and three legs?

Unfortunate.

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What happened to the joke that insulted the mods?

People laughed, because it was a good joke.

What is the worst that can happen to an atheist caricaturist?

To die as a martyr.

Figure Jokes More Figure Jokes

Why was the blonde confused after giving birth to twins?

She couldn't figure out who the other mother was.

How do you annoy a computer person with a problem?

Never mind, I figured it out.

Calculus Teacher Jokes More Calculus Teacher Jokes

What does a calculus teacher say when a student doesn't get it?

Bro, do you even function?

How do you say goodbye to a calculus teacher?

Calculator!

Proof Jokes More Proof Jokes

How do I know you're not a cop -If I was a cop would I do this?

Starts breakdancing* Thats not as much proof as you think it is

How do I know ur not a cop?

If I was a cop would I do this " *Starts break dancing* That's not as much proof as you think it is