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What happens when a calculus teacher with one arm can't figure out a proof?

He gets stumped.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs?

Matt

What has six legs two arms four eyes and a tail?

A man holding an aardvark.

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How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?

No one knows it's never happened.

What happens when you get some vinegar in your ear?

You suffer from pickled hearing!

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What's so dark about blonde jokes?

They still haven't figured out how to screw in the lightbulb

Why'd it take Little Red Riding Hood so long to figure out it wasnt her grandma?

I can tell after like 2 questions if its a wolf or my nana

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What does a calculus teacher say when a student doesn't get it?

Bro, do you even function?

What happens when a calculus teacher with one arm can't figure out a proof?

He gets stumped.

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When asked to provide proof that he had cirrhosis, what did OP do?

OP de-livered.

How do I know you're not a cop -If I was a cop would I do this?

Starts breakdancing* Thats not as much proof as you think it is