What happens when a calculus teacher with one arm can't figure out a proof?

He gets stumped.

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What happens when a calculus teacher with one arm can't figure out a proof?

He gets stumped.

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What happens when a calculus teacher with one arm can't figure out a proof?

He gets stumped.