Proof Jokes

What happens when a calculus teacher with one arm can't figure out a proof?

He gets stumped.

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

When asked to provide proof that he had cirrhosis, what did OP do?

OP de-livered.

How do I know you're not a cop -If I was a cop would I do this?

Starts breakdancing* Thats not as much proof as you think it is