Why do mathematicians hate the U.S.?

Because it's indivisible.

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What day does an Easter egg hate the most?

Fry-days.

How many Nickelback fans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Trick question! There's no such thing as Nickelback fans. (I will be hated by few)

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What do you tell a mathematician if he does drugs?

You're high-on-pot...enuse.

What did the mathematician say after Thanksgiving dinner?

1)/8"

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What's the difference between a Russian Potato and a U.S. Potato?

The U.S. potato can still compete in the Special Olympics.

What did the U.S airdrop the the children of Syria?

Dead parents