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Why do mathematicians hate the U.S.?

Because it's indivisible.

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Why do politians hate the term "mudslinging"?

They don't want to get their hands dirty.

Why do writers hate the Bible?

It has terrible characters, Noah is the only one with an arc.

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What do mathematicians say when they encounter a difficult problem?

F(x)

Why do mathematicians have a hard time moving on in relationships?

Because they're always trying to find the x. They don't know y, either.

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Why is the U.S dollar getting stronger?

Fiscal therapy

What is the difference between a 14 year old boy in the U.S. and one in Mexico?

A 14 year old boy in the U.S. is a freshman and one in Mexico is a senor