Why do mathematicians hate the U.S.?

Because it's indivisible.

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What type of music do balloons hate?

Pop music!

What do you call someone who hates pencils?

Erracist

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Why don't mathematicians ever get blackout drunk?

They know their limits.

What do you call a mathematician at the beach?

A tan gent.

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How did the U. S. elect an Orange as president?

Gerrymandarin.

Why is Jeopardy the #1 show in the U.S.?

Because Michael Douglas starred in "Double Jeopardy" in 1999.