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Why do mathematicians hate the U.S.?

Because it's indivisible.

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Why does Jesus hate M&Ms?

They keep falling through his hands.

Why do cannibals hate Pentecostals?

Because they're always throwing up their hands.

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How many mathematician does it take to change a lightbulb?

Pi

What's the difference between a mathematician and a pizza?

A pizza can feed a family.

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How does one refer to intentionally harming the national bird of the U.S?

It's an ill-eagle activity

What do Filipinos call Canada?

Upper U.S.