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What do you call jeans that haven't been worn before?

Vir-jeans

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Why did Levi Strauss suffer from chronic diarrhea?

It runs in his jeans.

What is DNA's favourite clothing?

Jeans!

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Why did the seamen cross the road?

Because I wore the wrong pair of socks this morning.

Why don't roosters wear underwear?

Their peckers are on their heads.