What do you call a cow jumping over a barbed wire fence?

An udder disaster.

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Who do cows pray to?

Moohammad

What do you get if you walk under a cow?

A pat on the head.

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What happens when a cow jumps over a barb-wire fence?

Udder destruction

Why did the boy who rode his bike over a barbed wire fence miss his music lesson?

Because he'd already done the sharps and flats.

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What's it called when a cow attempts to jump a barbed-wire fence?

An udder disaster

What do you call a cow jumping over a barbed wire fence?

An udder disaster.