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What do you call a cow jumping over a barbed wire fence?

An udder disaster.

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What do you call a cow that can go 3000 feet per second?

A bull-ette.

How do you count cows?

You use a cow-culator. Or you round them up. Or any other method the commenters want.

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What happened to the cow that jumped over the barbed wire fence?

Udder destruction

Did you hear about the cow who jumped over the barbed wire fence?

It was udder destruction.

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What's it called when a cow attempts to jump a barbed-wire fence?

An udder disaster

What do you call a cow jumping over a barbed wire fence?

An udder disaster.