What happens when a cow jumps over barbed wire?

Udder destruction!

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What happened to Wendy from Wendy's?

The Baconator

What happened to Frankenstein's monster on the road?

He was stopped for speeding fined $50 and dismantled for six months.

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What do you call a cow who is also a knight?

Sir Loin.

What did the cow say to the hay?

I chews you

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Did you hear about the cow who jumped over the barbed wire fence?

It was udder destruction.

What happened to the cow when she tried to jump over the barbed wire fence?

Udder destruction.

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What did the bread say before it jumped into the toaster?

I'M BREADY TO DIE

Why did the boy jump off the dock?

Pier pressure