What happens when a cow jumps over barbed wire?

Udder destruction!

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What happens when a rock gets high?

He gets stoned.. Badum tsss

What happens when you get hit by a rental car?

It Hertz.

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What do you call a museum for cows?

A moo-seum.

What's in front of a woman and in the back of a cow?

The W. Yeah my dad just busted this joke on me.

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What happened to the cow when she tried to jump over the barbed wire fence?

Udder destruction.

What happened to the cow that jumped over the barbed wire fence?

Udder destruction

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What kind of dog can jump higher than a building?

Any kind, buildings can't jump.

What reindeer can jump higher than a house?

They all can! Houses can't jump!