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What happens when a cow jumps over barbed wire?

Udder destruction!

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What happens when the Batman sees Catwoman?

The Dark Knight Rises.

What happened to the man who died from drinking Shellac?

He had a *lovely finish*.

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Why did the cow slap the bull?

He didn't play well with udders.

What happens when the cows refuse to be milked?

Udder chaos!

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What happened to the cow that jumped over the barbed wire fence?

Udder destruction

What happened to the cow when she tried to jump over the barbed wire fence?

Udder destruction.

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What did John Wilkes Boothe's stage partner wish him on the day of that tragic night?

Break a leg. So he jumped off the balcony... Sorry that I am not funny.

Why wouldn't the skeleton jump off the cliff?

Because it had no guts.