Why did the farmer put his cow on the scales?

He wanted to see how much the milky weighed!

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What do you call a gorilla with a banana in each ear?

Whatever you want, he can't hear you..

Why don't you ever callout my name when we're making love?

Husband: "Because I don't want to wake you."

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Why did the farmer take a milk bath?

Because he's too tall for a milk shower.

How did the farmer figure out how much milk he had?

He used cowculus!

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What do cows do when they're introduced?

They give each other a milk shake!

What do you get when you cross-breed a shark and a cow?

I have no idea but I wouldn't try milking it.

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What part of a fish weighs the most?

It's scales!

Why did the farmer put his cow on the scales?

He wanted to see how much the milky weighed!

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What do you call a lamington that weighs a lot?

A lamingTON!

What weighs 15,000 pounds and is cursed with a sleeping spell?

Princess Aurorasaurus