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Why did the farmer put his cow on the scales?

He wanted to see how much the milky weighed!

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What can a yakuza do for living when he doesn't want to hurt people?

Tattoo master

Why was the programmer unhappy at his job?

He wanted arrays. It had to be reiterated several times before it was sorted out.

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Why did the cow jump over the moon?

Because the farmer had cold hands

What did the farmer say when he heard the town gossiping about his cornfield fire?

My ears are burning!

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What did the farmer say after he fed his cows pot?

The Steaks are high.

What does a cow do after a break up?

Mooves on.

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Why wouldn't the snake go on the weighing maching?

Because he had his own scales!

Why did the lizard go on a diet?

It weighed too much for its scales!

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How much does a truck full of bones weigh?

A skeleTon

What's as big as a horse but weighs nothing?

A horses shadow!