Why did the farmer put his cow on the scales?

He wanted to see how much the milky weighed!

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What is an Iraqi children on a playground doing?

He's distracting the sniper. Didn't want to offend.

What do you want for your birthday?

Me: You could get me a "world's best dad" mug. 4: You told me not to lie.

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How did the farmer figure out how much milk he had?

He used cowculus!

What did the scarecrow say when the farmer asked him in for dinner?

No thanks, I'm stuffed.

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What do you call a museum for cows?

A moo-seum.

Why did your sister feed money to her cow?

Because she wanted to get rich milk.

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Why don't Geordies use scales?

Because they can weigh things by eye man.

What part of a fish weighs the most?

It's scales!

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What weighs more than a car and uses a lot of fuel, but hardly ever moves?

Your mom.

What's as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

An elephant's shadow!