Why did the farmer put his cow on the scales?

He wanted to see how much the milky weighed!

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Why do people want attention of 1000 pies?

Because it's their sen-pais

Why did the spud lover set his alarm for 8:00?

Because he wanted to get a-po-ta-to clock. to make joke more apparent

Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

What do you call a generalization made by a farmer?

An overall statement.

What's the best part about marrying a farmer?

You get to grow old together.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do you call it when cows do battle in outer space?

Steer Wars.

What's the difference between Nine-Eleven and a cow?

You can't milk a cow for 14 years straight. Be gentle... it's my cake day

Scale Jokes More Scale Jokes

How does a fish always know how much they weigh?

Because they have their own scales!

What do you call a scale that always resets itself to zero?

Tareable

Weigh Jokes More Weigh Jokes

How much do all the bones in the human body weigh?

A Skele-Ton. Thanks, I'll see my way out.

What weighs 20 times a North Korean?

Kim Jong Un.