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Why did the farmer put his cow on the scales?

He wanted to see how much the milky weighed!

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Who wants to hear an appendectomy joke?

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What are you going to do for a face?

When the monkey wants its bum back?

Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

What do pirate farmers charge for their corn?

A buccaneer

How did the farmer find his girlfriend?

He tractor!

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

When is a farmer like a magician?

When he turns his cow to pasture.

What do you call a cow that has given birth?

Decalfinated.

Scale Jokes More Scale Jokes

What's the most musical part of a fish?

Its scales.

What do you call a scale that always resets itself to zero?

Tareable

Weigh Jokes More Weigh Jokes

Why did the lizard go on a diet?

It weighed too much for its scales!

What is as big as King Kong but doesn't weigh anything?

King Kong's shadow.