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Why did the farmer put his cow on the scales?

He wanted to see how much the milky weighed!

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Why did the rapper scream into his Easter basket?

He wanted to give a shoutout to his peeps

Why did the artists stay away from the irritable blacksmith?

Nobody wanted to draw his iron.

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Why does the corn hate the farmer?

Because he picks his ears!

What's a farmers favourite part of a novel?

The plot.

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What do cows get when they are sick?

Hay Fever

What kind of music do cows listen to?

Dadjoke) MOOOOOsic.

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Why did the redditor stand on a piece of fruit to check his weight?

BECAUSE HE WAS USING A BANANA FOR SCALE

Why wouldn't the snake go on the weighing maching?

Because he had his own scales!

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What weighs 15,000 pounds and combs her red hair with a fork?

Princess Arielephant

How do you get an elephant in to a plastic bag?

First you take the 'T' out of 'Tesco', what do you get Esco. Then you take the 'F' out of 'Weigh', what do you get