Why did the farmer put his cow on the scales?

He wanted to see how much the milky weighed!

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What do bees do if they want to use public transport?

Wait at a buzz stop!

Why do Newfies want Quebec to separate?

So it's a shorter drive to Toronto!

Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

Why did the farmer feed money to his cow?

He wanted rich milk!

Why did the farmer use a steam roller?

He wanted to grow mashed potatoes.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do you call cows that are best friends?

Brovines.

Where does a cow stop to drink?

The milky way!

Scale Jokes More Scale Jokes

What's the most musical part of a fish?

Its scales.

Why did the farmer put his cow on the scales?

He wanted to see how much the milky weighed!

Weigh Jokes More Weigh Jokes

Why don't Geordies use scales?

Because they can weigh things by eye man.

How much do all the bones in the human body weigh?

A Skele-Ton. Thanks, I'll see my way out.