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What's the difference between a 3 figure and a 4-figure suit?

1 figure, literally and figuratively.

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What's the difference between a bagpipe and an onion?

No one cries when you cut up a bagpipe.

What's the difference between a moan and a scream?

About 3 inches

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What's the first step of fire safety?

4-year-old: Stay away from dragons. Me: 4: Me: Well, obviously.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

5 1 to hold the bulb and 4 to spin the ladder.

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What do you call a cow that's missing a leg?

A 3 legged cow

How do you fit 3 babies in a bowl?

Blender. How do you get them out? Chips.

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How many unemployed actors does it take to change a light bulb?

Fixed) 100. 1 to change it and 99 to stand around and complain about how they coulda done a better job.

What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it?

An envelope!