1 figure, literally and figuratively.
The extroverted mathematician looks at YOUR shoes when he's speaking to you.
Pieces of fruit actually get picked for something.
You only get 4 fingers in a Kitkat.
Mount Rushmore
3-year-old: A cake. Wife: Where is it 3: You haven't made it yet.
Because they couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin.
That one doesn't believe in six before marriage.
1: GENIUS!