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What's the difference between a 3 figure and a 4-figure suit?

1 figure, literally and figuratively.

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What's the difference between a woman kneeling in prayer and a woman kneeling in a bathtub?

A woman kneeling in prayer has hope in her soul.

What's the difference between amnesia and alzheimers?

I can't remember.

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What is twitter?

3. Twitter is beautiful. 4. What is life

Why did the mathematician bring home 24 eggs from the grocery store?

Because when he asked his wife how many eggs to buy, she said 4!

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What are you gonna argue about with your family this Thanksgiving?

1. Minimum wage 2. Police reform 3. Why are there raisins in this, Louise

Why did they release Star Wars 4, 5 & 6 before 1, 2 & 3?

Because off sequence, Yoda was.

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How is credit like cocaine?

Everyone just needs 1 more line.

What did the two story house say to its friend after it had just finished working out, and it's friend invited I to a party?

I'm two tiered. I came up with this at 1am, enjoy.