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What's the difference between a 3 figure and a 4-figure suit?

1 figure, literally and figuratively.

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What is the difference between a dog and a fox?

About 5 drinks

What's the difference between sandpaper and a baby?

The sandpaper doesn't scream when I rub it's face on wood.

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What do you call it when you have enough money to but a truck from 4 different people who used to cross small bodies of water?

You can afford four fjord forders' fords.

Why do most chicken coups have 2 doors?

Because if they had 4 doors, it'd be considered a chicken sedan!

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What do you call a cow that's missing a leg?

A 3 legged cow

Why did the 3 men go in to the bar?

To get drunk

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How much power does a hearse have?

1 corpsepower

What did the two story house say to its friend after it had just finished working out, and it's friend invited I to a party?

I'm two tiered. I came up with this at 1am, enjoy.