What's the difference between Superman and Super Delegate?

The first one saves people from criminals, while the latter saves criminals from the people.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What the difference between an IS training camp and a primary school?

There aren't many paedos in the camp.

What's the difference between Tom Brady and Ben Roethlisberger?

Tom wants his balls illegally deflated on the field and Ben wants that off the field.

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Why is it best to be bitten quickly by one mosquito?

Because an itch in time saves nine.

How'd you die?

I got shot trying to save my fellow soldiers lives in war. You " "I got trampled trying to save on a flat screen" "Oh.."

People Jokes More People Jokes

How did the lame person feel when he was teased by people?

He couldn't stand it.

What's the most annoying thing in the internet?

People who comment "repost" on a Joke subreddit.

Superman Jokes More Superman Jokes

What's the difference between Superman and Roman Reigns?

Superman's powers are all natural.

Why does Superman get invited to dinners?

Because he is a Supperhero.

Criminal Jokes More Criminal Jokes

What do you call a criminal with an STD?

A herpetrator.

What do The Police do to catch criminals easily?

Sting operation, of course!