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What's the difference between Superman and Super Delegate?

The first one saves people from criminals, while the latter saves criminals from the people.

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What's the difference between r/politics and r/sandersforpresident?

The url.

What's the difference between CrossFit and a cult?

A torn ACL

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Why do men like love at first site?

A. It saves them a lot of time.

What do you call a crocodile/robot sent from the future to save the past?

Termigator (Jesus Christ this one's even worse than the last)

People Jokes More People Jokes

How many people with OCD does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. It *has* to be seven.

What's the hardest part about being a Vegan who does Crossfit and owns a Rescue dog?

Deciding which to tell people first.

Superman Jokes More Superman Jokes

Why doesn't Superman like the Mummy?

Because the Mummy's always saying, "I'll be in the crypt tonight."

What do you call the smallest Superman in the world?

Quark Kent.

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What do you get when you cross Jesus and a couple of criminals?

A good Friday

Why is it expensive to be a criminal?

Because the police charge you.