What was Superman's first job?

A Clark.

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Which gun does Superman use?

SCAR-L

What do you call it when Superman craps his pants?

Undy-terd.

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Who made Lewis and Clark's footwear?

Sock-a-gawea.

Who's there! Clark! Clark who?

Clark your car in the garage!