He is wanted for being the Man of Steal.
He wanted to be cool.
Because he wanted to make $50K per day from ad revenue.
Space
Bob.
The police found it easier than arresting her.
The police heard it was full of pedal-philes.
They came in like a wrecking ball.
Because MIT blames Cal Tech for stealing their Feynman, and there will never be another man as Fine.
The first one saves people from criminals, while the latter saves criminals from the people.
Dad Jokes.