Why is Superman wanted by the police?

He is wanted for being the Man of Steal.

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How does a nihilist propose to his fiancee?

Even though my existence is meaningless I want to spend the rest of it with you.

Why did the man open a rooftop bar?

He wanted to have drinks on the house.

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What's a priest's favorite X-men?

A-Men.

What do you call a man with a car on his head?

Jack

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What did the farmer say when the police found the gate from the public footpath in his barn and accused him of stealing?

That's not my stile.

Why did Darth Vader get suspended from the Police?

He was under investigation for excessive use of Force

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Why do people admire pirates so much?

They have nerves of steal.

Who's the founder of the Japanese Wikipedia?

Yojimbo Wales! (Joke stolen from co-worker)

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What is the one thing Batman and Superman don't have to worry about?

Dad Jokes.

What Did Superman Tell Superwoman?

Do you want to be in my Crib Tonight (Kryptonite)