He is wanted for being the Man of Steal.
Because they wanted more honey and shorter working flowers!
He wanted to practice the rope-a-dope.
To prove they can focus on two things at once.
The thief was spending less then his wife.
Because the police charge you.
The police.
Prisoner: For a lark sir.
Because the label said, "Contents Under Pressure" Got this joke from my brother
Undy-terd.
Superman's powers are all natural.