Why is Superman wanted by the police?

He is wanted for being the Man of Steal.

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What did the bartender say to the angry speaker?

We don't want any treble

What is the difference between men and women?

A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need...A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.

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What do you call a man with one arm?

Hand Solo

What is worse, balancing on a 100meter high rope or getting a BJ from a man?

Its both not that bad, you just shouldnt look down.

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What did the hacker do when the police came for him?

He ransomware.

What do the Police and Pokemon have in common?

They gotta catch 'Jamal

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Where is the first baseball game in the Bible?

In the big inning. Eve stole first, Adam stole second. Cain struck out Abel. The Giants and the Angels were rained out.

What do you call a Mexican whose car has been stolen?

Carlos

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Who wins in a fight: Goku or Superman?

Wrong, Batman always wins.   Yes, I do have the sense of humor of a 5 year old.

What do you call it when Superman craps his pants?

Undy-terd.