Why is Superman wanted by the police?

He is wanted for being the Man of Steal.

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Why won't Caitlyn Jenner go to Taco Bell?

She doesn't want another Bell not accepting her for who she is.

What does a bird say when it wants revenge?

Toucan play at that game!

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What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the astronaut?

I Apollo-gize

What do you call a man without a beard?

A woman.

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What is it called when the police work overtime?

Copper Nitrate.

What do you call a psychic midget wanted by the police?

A small medium at large.

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What does IKEA furniture do when it's stolen?

Activates its shelf destruct sequence.

What is that white thing in my pork&beans?

The Queen Bean. *Blatantly stolen from Ren & Stimpy

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Why is Superman wanted by the police?

He is wanted for being the Man of Steal.

Why doesn't Superman need a boss?

OC) He already has supervision.