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What do you do when you want to golf in a thunderstorm?

Hold up a 1 Iron. Not even God can hit a 1 iron.

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Why did the boy want to see a thunder storm in Greece?

Because Greece lightening

What is a centipedes's favorite Beatle song?

I want to hold your hand, hand, hand, hand...

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What holds the moon up?

Moonbeams.

Why were the suspenders arrested?

For holding up a pair of pants.

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What's the difference between U-Haul and Youtube?

People are'nt happy for you when you get loads of hits on your U-Haul.

Who hits the ground first?

Better question would be: Why were they in the tree in the first place?

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What did the ancient Egyptian cheerleader chant?

THERE IS ONE GOD, HE IS THE SUN GOD! RA! RA! RA!

What does Clint Eastwood say to God every morning?

Go Ahead Make My Day

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What do you do when you want to golf in a thunderstorm?

Hold up a 1 Iron. Not even God can hit a 1 iron.

What do clouds want to be when they grow up?

Thunderstorms