What do you do when you want to golf in a thunderstorm?

Hold up a 1 Iron. Not even God can hit a 1 iron.

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Why did your sister cut a hole in her new umbrella?

Because she wanted to be able to tell when it stopped raining.

What's the last thing you want to hear when blowing Willie Nelson?

I'm not Willie Nelson

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How many theoretical physicists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to hold it in place, another to rotate the universe around it.

How many Bernie supporters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One to hold the lightbulb, and the rest of the world to revolve around them

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Why was the storm trooper such a good dad?

He could never hit his kids.

What do physics majors do when they hit the club?

They torque it..

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What did Joan Rivers say to God when she arrived?

Get a new robe!

What did God say to Mary after impregnating her?

Praise the Load

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What do you do when you want to golf in a thunderstorm?

Hold up a 1 Iron. Not even God can hit a 1 iron.

What do clouds want to be when they grow up?

Thunderstorms