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What do you do when you want to golf in a thunderstorm?

Hold up a 1 Iron. Not even God can hit a 1 iron.

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What does DNA Helicase and a 16 year old boy have in common?

The both want to unzip your genes. if you didnt get it: https://ca.answers.yahoo.com/question/index qid=20121209104938AAKihOC

How do you understand women?

I really just want to know.

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How many pollocks does it take to paint a house?

1 to hold the brush and 1000 to turn the house!

What do you say to the teenage mutant ninja turtle Raphael when he is holding a miniature version of his weapons?

Those are the wrong Sais

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby?

One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other one is a watermelon.

What happens when you get hit by a rental car?

It Hertz.

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What do you call it when you talk to God?

Praying. Now what do you call it when God talks to you? Schizophrenia, it's called schizophrenia.

What do you call a God unfit for the times at hand?

O Cristor Redundant

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What do you do when you want to golf in a thunderstorm?

Hold up a 1 Iron. Not even God can hit a 1 iron.

What do clouds want to be when they grow up?

Thunderstorms