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What do you do when you want to golf in a thunderstorm?

Hold up a 1 Iron. Not even God can hit a 1 iron.

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Why didn't the table want to be sat on?

He wasn't a charitable guy

Where would an eccentric beverage go if it wanted to watch married couplesfight and read high quality humor columns?

To the Drink Quirks Wed Fight.

Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

What do you call an Irish girl sitting on a hot griddle holding a piece of cheese?

A paddy melt!!

How does an SJW screw in a light-bulb?

Zir holds it up to the socket and waits for the world to revolve around zirself.

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Why was the Chinese Journey cover band a failure?

Their only hit was Don't Stop Bereaving.

What is the only thing standing between me and being rich?

I haven't hit Reddit gold yet.

God Jokes More God Jokes

What do we say to the god of procrastination?

Not today.

What makes fish smell?

One fine morning in Eden, God was looking for Eve, but couldn't find them. God saw Adam and asked where Eve was? Adam replied, "She's down at the Ocean, taking a bath." "Damn," says God, "now all the fish will smell."

Thunderstorm Jokes More Thunderstorm Jokes

What do clouds want to be when they grow up?

Thunderstorms

What do you do when you want to golf in a thunderstorm?

Hold up a 1 Iron. Not even God can hit a 1 iron.