Why did the chicken hold a seance?

To get to the other side.

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Why did the t-rex cross the road?

Because the chicken hadn't evolved yet.

What do you call a chicken with no neck?

A Hic. ----- wife hit me with this one today. Remove the n. E. C. And k. From chicken and it spells hic. I'm sorry Reddit.

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How do feminists screw in a lightbulb?

By holding the bulb up to the socket and waiting for the world to revolve around them EDIT: Rip inbox EDIT 2: Thanks for the gold!

What's musical and holds gallons and gallons of beer?

A barrel organ.

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Why did the chicken have a seance?

To get to the other side

Why did the chicken attend the seance?

To get to the other side.