Why did the chicken get a Ouija Board?

To contact those on the other side.

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Why did the chicken fall in the well?

He couldn't see that well.

What did the Spanish farmer say to his chickens?

Oh-lay!

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How will future generations contact Beyonce's ghost?

They'll hold a Beyonceance.

How does Super Mario contact the dead?

He uses a Luigi board.